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03 Feb 2011, 8:36 pm

Is a pathological liar, likes the popcorn from the microwave so specially for my regular I got the microwaved variant.


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04 Feb 2011, 2:28 am

Makes everyone sit on pieces of firewood at his dodgy cinema



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04 Feb 2011, 11:46 am

Likes to hide in a iron maiden


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04 Feb 2011, 3:58 pm

Was one of the clowns that was mistaken for being a 00 agent...



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06 Feb 2011, 8:03 pm

Is a spectre


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07 Feb 2011, 4:38 pm

Has been hiding at the local coffee shop in his territory to escape paying his bills on time..



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08 Feb 2011, 1:38 am

Harbours a desire to learn krumping



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08 Feb 2011, 4:31 am

Attempted to inflate a flat tire using a rubber chicken, a dumbbell and a banana.


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08 Feb 2011, 5:26 am

Establishes alibis for all his actions just in case



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08 Feb 2011, 9:54 am

Likes to tickle strangers knees on the subway


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08 Feb 2011, 3:11 pm

Has been seen doing auditions to be the next Geico agent spokesperson..



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08 Feb 2011, 8:10 pm

Has a exclusive taste for very ripe women.


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09 Feb 2011, 3:30 am

Has a ripe melon. Called Alfonse. With a face drawn on it with a permanent marker. The face is a Grrr one.



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09 Feb 2011, 2:52 pm

Was last seen digging up things in the neighbor's backyard... 8O



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10 Feb 2011, 3:27 am

Likes to spy on me doing my digging stuff



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10 Feb 2011, 5:25 pm

Tried to clone himself so, he could carry out many tasks & duties but, something went wrong and wound up creating all sorts of zombie-like aberrations