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nostromo
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10 Feb 2011, 7:29 pm

Wants to be my clone and have a harem of geese



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12 Feb 2011, 12:56 am

The only human being that can use his powers to summon demons


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12 Feb 2011, 1:21 am

The only Demon who can use his powers to summon humans, the rest of us have to use telephones.



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12 Feb 2011, 3:18 pm

Is actually 2 guys wearing rainbow hats


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12 Feb 2011, 4:58 pm

Used up the entire fresh water supply of Central America while washing his socks. 8O



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13 Feb 2011, 11:05 am

When he turned on the water taps to take a shower all the water in the world's oceans,rives,streams,etc all disappeared



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14 Feb 2011, 3:12 am

Sprinkles icing sugar in his undies



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14 Feb 2011, 12:59 pm

Sells undies in the harsh underworld market of Papua New Guinea.



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14 Feb 2011, 3:44 pm

Was placed on a remote un-inhabited island with no internet nor tv...



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15 Feb 2011, 4:30 pm

Can often be found on the television... Because he hasn't got any chairs to sit on.


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15 Feb 2011, 4:41 pm

managed to become an expert at standing in a solitary postition for centuries... 8O



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15 Feb 2011, 5:39 pm

Is the founding member of the society against cruelty to dairy products and wants a global ban on beating eggs and whipping cream.


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15 Feb 2011, 5:41 pm

His/her/it's favorite food is jorts!


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17 Feb 2011, 4:10 pm

Is actually a secret agent trying to save the world from a swarm of tiny, long legged, aliens that, out of habit, hide in cheese.



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17 Feb 2011, 5:05 pm

Was last carrying film equipment for an unknown documentary film-maker



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17 Feb 2011, 6:56 pm

Has had his name changed, and his appearance radically altered as part of the Witness Protection Program.


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