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nostromo Veteran
Joined: 12 Mar 2010Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 3,320Location: At Festively Plump
Wants to be my clone and have a harem of geese
Oaglor Velociraptor
Joined: 10 Feb 2011Age: 30Gender: MalePosts: 402Location: Azeroth
The only human being that can use his powers to summon demons
The only Demon who can use his powers to summon humans, the rest of us have to use telephones.
Is actually 2 guys wearing rainbow hats
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Used up the entire fresh water supply of Central America while washing his socks.
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 51Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
When he turned on the water taps to take a shower all the water in the world's oceans,rives,streams,etc all disappeared
Sprinkles icing sugar in his undies
Sells undies in the harsh underworld market of Papua New Guinea.
Was placed on a remote un-inhabited island with no internet nor tv...
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Can often be found on the television... Because he hasn't got any chairs to sit on.
managed to become an expert at standing in a solitary postition for centuries...
Is the founding member of the society against cruelty to dairy products and wants a global ban on beating eggs and whipping cream.
His/her/it's favorite food is jorts!
MingyJongo75 Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
Joined: 14 Feb 2011Age: 32Gender: MalePosts: 70
Is actually a secret agent trying to save the world from a swarm of tiny, long legged, aliens that, out of habit, hide in cheese.
Was last carrying film equipment for an unknown documentary film-maker
RedheadedStep_Child Sea Gull
Joined: 10 Oct 2010Gender: FemalePosts: 239Location: In a booth in the back in a corner in the dark.
Has had his name changed, and his appearance radically altered as part of the Witness Protection Program.