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25 Jan 2010, 9:20 am

Later, Fred found a spider in the lavatory and fainted, causing Matilda to drink Harpic.


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25 Jan 2010, 11:27 am

(....sending reginaterrae to Google to find out what Harpic is....)

When Fred came to and found her lying there, he immediately thought about the death scene in Romeo & Juliet ... but restrained his romantic nature and took Matilda to the ER to get her stomach pumped.



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25 Jan 2010, 11:40 am

and Mick turns out to be human after all.


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25 Jan 2010, 11:48 am

But he's from the wrong planet, and you can tell by his cute, brown alien eyes.

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25 Jan 2010, 2:35 pm

Then, suddenly, a UFO came crashing from the sky to pick him up.


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25 Jan 2010, 3:30 pm

Mick got into the flying saucer and went back to his home.


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26 Jan 2010, 10:31 pm

His home had been partially buried in a landslide, but with his shovel-like hands he easily dug it out and got it ship-shape



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26 Jan 2010, 10:57 pm

Mick was very happy about his accomplishment. :D


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27 Jan 2010, 9:22 am

So he threw a party for 500 of his nearest & dearest friends



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29 Jan 2010, 1:53 pm

He decided to get drunk... before you know it... he started hallucinating :lol:


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29 Jan 2010, 6:21 pm

Hadn't he been hallucinating all along? Or were we? Tune in next week for the next thrilling episode!



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29 Jan 2010, 7:02 pm

Mick wakes up from a deep sleep.


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30 Jan 2010, 6:08 pm

and sees a giant robot wielding a small flaming war hammer


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30 Jan 2010, 6:19 pm

Mick jumps out of bed, and he starts running for his life!


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01 Feb 2010, 9:01 am

Fortunately for him the giant robot isn't designed for stairs, a bit like the early Daleks, and crashes and burns in the hallway.



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01 Feb 2010, 4:02 pm

Then Mick jumped out of his window and flew to Mount Timpanogos in Provo, Utah, USA where he saw this most pretty girl standing on the summit waiting for him.