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16 Jul 2010, 7:45 am

Take your poems and make everyone think I wrote them.



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16 Jul 2010, 12:09 pm

make you sing my poem tune.


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16 Jul 2010, 3:30 pm

Changes her avatar to George Bush.


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16 Jul 2010, 5:45 pm

Directs him in a movie about drunk pantomines..



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17 Jul 2010, 4:14 pm

Changes his name to Penfold.


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17 Jul 2010, 4:45 pm

:lol: Okay Chief.. Turns his name into Baron Silas Greenback



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17 Jul 2010, 4:46 pm

"Accidentally" pours water all over ProfessorX's PC. :P


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17 Jul 2010, 5:36 pm

Drops many jellyfish into his bathtub prior to him taking a shower..



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17 Jul 2010, 11:03 pm

SpongeBobRocksMao steps too close to ProfessorX, deep inside his comfort zone.
ProfessorX takes a step back, SpongeBobRocksMao takes a step forward.
ProfessorX takes a step back, SpongeBobRocksMao takes a step forward.
ProfessorX takes a step back, SpongeBobRocksMao takes a step forward.
ProfessorX takes a step back, SpongeBobRocksMao takes a step forward.
ProfessorX takes a step back, SpongeBobRocksMao takes a step forward.
ProfessorX takes a step back, SpongeBobRocksMao takes a step forward.
ProfessorX falls off a cliff. :o 8O


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18 Jul 2010, 12:23 am

syzygyish wrote:
ProfessorX falls off a cliff. :o 8O


Oh no! Catch him quickly. :)

My botany professor (when undergrad) used to tell us, "If you are ever falling off a cliff and the only thing you have to grab hold of is Devil's Club, then it's best to just fall." <<< Yup! She's right.....ouch!

Devil's Club (Alaskan botany) is a prickly/spiky plant with particularly pernicious spines!


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18 Jul 2010, 2:50 am

Provide a copy of Robert Boyle's The Sceptical Chymist.



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18 Jul 2010, 4:50 am

Swaps all his Latin books for Sanskrit.


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18 Jul 2010, 6:33 am

Switches out all of his books for books written in braile...



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18 Jul 2010, 6:36 am

Puts a dab of superglue on his door handle.


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18 Jul 2010, 7:07 am

That's ironic Tallyman, as when I was a kid accidentally superglued my fingers together and thought, I'd never be able to pull them apart but, I did..


Put's Ex-lax in his coffee..



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18 Jul 2010, 9:58 am

Damn that's mean! ( 8O got to run!) Right I'm back again, where was I? Oh yes, Hides a snail in Prof's dinner.... Damn... got to go again... :evil:


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