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ahayes
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05 Mar 2007, 11:50 pm

I don't think your cat is cute.

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06 Mar 2007, 5:16 pm

I have been a member here for thousands of years.

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06 Mar 2007, 7:30 pm

Bill Clinton was anything but a sleezbag.

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06 Mar 2007, 7:31 pm

He never slept with that woman.

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06 Mar 2007, 8:06 pm

I live in the house that was shot in Benny and Joon.

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06 Mar 2007, 8:34 pm

I have an accomplished resume.

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06 Mar 2007, 8:37 pm

I am buying the Pittsburgh Penguins and will move the team to Dubuque, Iowa.

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06 Mar 2007, 8:38 pm

Post doesn't PWN PSOT.

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07 Mar 2007, 1:03 am

likedcalico wrote:

I live in the house that was shot in Benny and Joon.

I would like to see the bullet holes.

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07 Mar 2007, 1:10 am

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07 Mar 2007, 1:27 am

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07 Mar 2007, 3:28 pm

The atmosphere is made up of neon. That's why the sky is blue.

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07 Mar 2007, 5:03 pm

the concert was the worst piece of bs i have ever seen! billy joel is a disgrace to music!

(phew...)

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07 Mar 2007, 5:04 pm

ahayes wrote:

I don't think your cat is cute.

i know she's looks like a creature that is festering.

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08 Mar 2007, 6:04 am

Teenyboppers rule!

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