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17 Sep 2007, 7:13 pm

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Retroviruses are so... retro.

It's only because of reverse transcriptase that they're called retroviruses, and reverse transcriptase doesn't do a very good job anyway.

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17 Sep 2007, 7:16 pm

Quatermass wrote:

Anubis wrote:

Retroviruses are so... retro.

It's only because of reverse transcriptase that they're called retroviruses, and reverse transcriptase doesn't do a very good job anyway.

I know that. I'm just being silly.

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17 Sep 2007, 7:18 pm

Anubis wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

Anubis wrote:

Retroviruses are so... retro.

It's only because of reverse transcriptase that they're called retroviruses, and reverse transcriptase doesn't do a very good job anyway.

I know that. I'm just being silly.

Well, it's amazing that reverse transcriptase does a crappy job of reverse transcription. That's why HIV mutates so often.

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17 Sep 2007, 7:18 pm

Time to blow something up.

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18 Sep 2007, 9:34 pm

Here is a message concerning the greatest resource the Imperium has.

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb20 ... npower.jpg

Also, North Korea has fallen to the might of the Imperium.

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19 Sep 2007, 1:08 pm

yvaN_ehT_nioJ wrote:

Here is a message concerning the greatest resource the Imperium has.

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb20 ... npower.jpg

Also, North Korea has fallen to the might of the Imperium.

Dead bodies as fuel? Time for Iran please.

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19 Sep 2007, 4:16 pm

In the name of the Emperor I bump this thread up!

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19 Sep 2007, 4:22 pm

*salutes*

Generals, we have another problem. Africa is overrun with flying AIDS bugs swarms. We must burninate the bugs.

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19 Sep 2007, 4:27 pm

Would you mind if I give the order for Exterminatus for my battlefleet to carry out?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exterminatus

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19 Sep 2007, 4:31 pm

No. Africa must be preserved. The bugs must be obliterated somehow.

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19 Sep 2007, 4:34 pm

Meh, exterminatus would destroy the planet anyway.

I'm going to go on a crusade and purge the sector Earth is in of heretics and other forces of Chaos.

Earth shall not be targeted though. The WP army is welcom to fight against the evils of Chaos with the Imperium. But we will have to have some members of the Inquisiton stay in your armies making sure that there is no heresy if you do. I'm sure there won't be any heretical things going on though.

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19 Sep 2007, 4:49 pm

You will need gattling cannons, fuel air bombs, and napalm.

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19 Sep 2007, 5:38 pm

Bug swarms? Well, if these are mosquito variants I would simply use gas to eliminate the larger swarms and drain stagnant waters to prevent breeding. With other bugs I might rely more heavily upon gases though. Burnination could easily be dangerous unless these bugs are monstrous as burnination can damage stronger creatures as well as weaker ones. I will arrange for flying vehicles with gas bombs to deal with the bug issue.

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19 Sep 2007, 5:39 pm

Anubis wrote:

You will need gattling cannons, fuel air bombs, and napalm.

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19 Sep 2007, 5:51 pm

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Gas bombs can harm the environment more than napalm bombs, and possibly have very negative side effects, especially on such a scale in the atmosphere. Neutron bombs with low yields and virtually no fallout should also be used.

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