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12 Feb 2008, 6:19 pm

granted but HE is in love with someone else

i wish i had better ways to corrupt someone elses wishes



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12 Feb 2008, 6:20 pm

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granted but HE is in love with someone else

i wish i had better ways to corrupt someone elses wishes


Granted! but yu must wait for someone else to post in this thread

I wish she was not a HE and i wish she was in love with me


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12 Feb 2008, 6:23 pm

granted she is mentally a woman

i wish ur next corrupted wish is negated...PWNT!! !!



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12 Feb 2008, 6:24 pm

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granted she is mentally a woman

i wish ur next corrupted wish is negated...PWNT!! !!


Granted! no corruption

I wish she was physically a woman too!


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12 Feb 2008, 6:26 pm

granted but she leaves u for thinking she wasnt (did i ever say she was physically a man?)

i wish for a blade of grass



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12 Feb 2008, 6:29 pm

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granted but she leaves u for thinking she wasnt (did i ever say she was physically a man?)

i wish for a blade of grass


Granted! but it is microscopic

I wish for my girlfriend to COME BACK AND SQUISH ME!! !!


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12 Feb 2008, 6:29 pm

Granted! But only for 1 second.

I wish for mood swings to go die in a fire.


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12 Feb 2008, 6:30 pm

granted u r beyond repair

i wish my blade of grass was even smaller



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12 Feb 2008, 6:31 pm

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granted u r beyond repair

i wish my blade of grass was even smaller


Granted! it no longer exists

I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD SQUISH ME FOR ETERNITIY!! !


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12 Feb 2008, 6:32 pm

granted but she becomes depressed in the process and dies

i wish i had my secret (inaudible)



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12 Feb 2008, 6:36 pm

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granted but she becomes depressed in the process and dies

i wish i had my secret (inaudible)


Granted! your secret is a girlfriend!

I wish my girlfriend would not die from depression :(


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12 Feb 2008, 8:46 pm

I thought you didn't have a girlfriend??? she doesn't die.


I wish I had a naked molerat.



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12 Feb 2008, 8:51 pm

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I thought you didn't have a girlfriend??? she doesn't die.


I wish I had a naked molerat.


granted! the molerat is nude... but now you see its disgusting parts..

(i dont have one :( im talking about my imaginary 5000 pound one hahahaha)

I wish that my 5000 pound imaginary girlfriend would show up in real life... and want to lay on top of me, all warm and sticky :D


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12 Feb 2008, 8:53 pm

Strapples wrote:
ShadesOfMe wrote:
I thought you didn't have a girlfriend??? she doesn't die.


I wish I had a naked molerat.


granted! the molerat is nude... but now you see its disgusting parts..

(i dont have one :( im talking about my imaginary 5000 pound one hahahaha)

I wish that my 5000 pound imaginary girlfriend would show up in real life... and want to lay on top of me, all warm and sticky :D


Erm, she shows up, but she dies shortly after because she cannot possibly be that big without dying.

I wish I had a new black shirt.



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12 Feb 2008, 8:54 pm

ShadesOfMe wrote:
Strapples wrote:
ShadesOfMe wrote:
I thought you didn't have a girlfriend??? she doesn't die.


I wish I had a naked molerat.


granted! the molerat is nude... but now you see its disgusting parts..

(i dont have one :( im talking about my imaginary 5000 pound one hahahaha)

I wish that my 5000 pound imaginary girlfriend would show up in real life... and want to lay on top of me, all warm and sticky :D


Erm, she shows up, but she dies shortly after because she cannot possibly be that big without dying.

I wish I had a new black shirt.


Granted! but it is the same color and material as my favorite kind of straps and i steal it from you hahhahaaha..

I wish people could live weighing 5000 pounds :D


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12 Feb 2008, 9:01 pm

Granted but it only works for a second.

I wish my pen would write.