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Booyakasha
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23 Apr 2011, 3:38 pm

The first word he has ever spoken was "chihuahua".



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23 Apr 2011, 3:41 pm

The first sentence she ever uttered was "Meh, wots up doc?"



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23 Apr 2011, 3:43 pm

The first pet he ever had was a moose named Jeremiah. :D



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23 Apr 2011, 3:45 pm

Likes to start each day pumping iron at the gym and flexing her muscles.



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23 Apr 2011, 3:48 pm

Is so sweet that when he smiles sugar is extracted above his lips in the form of mustache. :D



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23 Apr 2011, 3:50 pm

Uses my power-sander to shave her moustache stubble every day. Uses creosote as after-shave.



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23 Apr 2011, 3:52 pm

Is so light-hearted that he needs to wear an arm-suit so his heart wouldn't fly away. :D



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23 Apr 2011, 3:54 pm

Is so cuddly she breaks my ribs.



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23 Apr 2011, 3:58 pm

He replaced his ribs with ebony so he could have nicer x-ray shots.



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23 Apr 2011, 4:01 pm

She mixed up x-rays and gamma rays at the hospital, now I turn large and green when I get annoyed.



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23 Apr 2011, 6:30 pm

Started a new religion based on fire worship.


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23 Apr 2011, 9:40 pm

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23 Apr 2011, 10:32 pm

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23 Apr 2011, 10:36 pm

Turns into a cat when it gets dark.


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23 Apr 2011, 10:40 pm

has two brains, one of them belonging to a band member of the Kinks. That brain is now constantly singing "Lola".



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24 Apr 2011, 3:01 am

Thinks that South Park is a documentary


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