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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
The first word he has ever spoken was "chihuahua".
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
The first sentence she ever uttered was "Meh, wots up doc?"
The first pet he ever had was a moose named Jeremiah.
Likes to start each day pumping iron at the gym and flexing her muscles.
Is so sweet that when he smiles sugar is extracted above his lips in the form of mustache.
Uses my power-sander to shave her moustache stubble every day. Uses creosote as after-shave.
Is so light-hearted that he needs to wear an arm-suit so his heart wouldn't fly away.
Is so cuddly she breaks my ribs.
He replaced his ribs with ebony so he could have nicer x-ray shots.
She mixed up x-rays and gamma rays at the hospital, now I turn large and green when I get annoyed.
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Started a new religion based on fire worship.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 63Gender: FemalePosts: 9,717Location: Australia
Worships cats:
Barks at people who worship cats.
CockneyRebel Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2004Age: 50Gender: MalePosts: 117,317Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love
Turns into a cat when it gets dark.
gailryder17 Veteran
Joined: 15 Apr 2011Age: 27Gender: FemalePosts: 1,038Location: Los Angeles
has two brains, one of them belonging to a band member of the Kinks. That brain is now constantly singing "Lola".
Thinks that South Park is a documentary