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Granted. Being under the evil mist's power was a very traumatizing chapter of your life though, so you now have an intense fear of anything where water could potentially change states. Yes, you must try to live without bubble baths and slushies.

I wish I could learn to like hot tea.

Granted. Now its the only thing you like. You never eat solid food again!


I wish I could teleport myself to the mountains every weekend.

Granted! You are teleported to underwater mountains. You don't have any dive gear. Good luck.

I wish my town has more restaurants so that I don't have to go to the surrounding towns to go to a favorite restaurant.

Granted, but you don’t wanna know how bad the hygiene in the kitchen is. New strains of bacteria develop in there, and that little round dark thing isn't a raisin.

I wish I understood all types of math easily.

Granted! Your math skills are spectacular, but suddenly lose much of your English skills. You might was well be writing in Norwegian.

I wish all restaurants kitchens were sanitary.

Granted, the kitchens are sanitary. But unbeknownst to the staff the meat they serve is too old. And in your local restaurant, they change all the recipes. “New and improved” they call it. You know what that means, right? Yep, the food that used to be sooo good is now about as tasty as pure rice on its own. As good a side dish as rice is, it’s not a meal on its own, and neither is the food in the restaurant now.

I wish everyone understood Norwegian as well as I do English. (It seems I'll need 'em to.)

Granted.......only because I can't think of a corrupt at the moment.

I wish I had tried on the top I bought today at the store before I actually bought it. It's going back.

Granted, you tried it on and didn’t like it. In your eagerness to get it off, you ripped it and had to pay for damages.

I wish the sneezing fits I’ve had the last two days would stop.

Granted! You stop sneezing, but your nose gush blood all over the place. You actually lose quite a bit of blood. You pass out in the bathroom, and get a concussion. Look on the bright side, your nose finally stopped bleeding.

I wish I had caught my favorite show the other night. The episode won't be online until Wednesday.

Granted, you caught it. Hope you enjoyed it because the writers go on strike so it’ll be the last episode you see for quite some time.

I wish to never lose so much blood that I pass out.

Granted, but you start having TC seizures at least once a week.

I wish for the writers to not go on strike.

Granted, but now the actors do.

I wish to never develop any type of epilepsy.

Granted! No epilepsy, but you have chronic migraines now.

I wish the actors wouldn't go on strike either.

Granted, but now the producers are sued for plagiarism. Until the case is solved, there will be no more episodes, and who knows how the judge will rule?

I wish to not have chronic migraines. I have more than enough with the headaches I already get.

Granted! You have no migraines or headaches, but after that nasty fall in the bathroom, you despise all things that have to do with turtles.

I wish for the show to not get sued for anything.

No!

Granted, but now the writers are fired due to a conflict with the producer. The new writers are no good, and the series becomes a chore to watch.

I wish to never despise anything concerning turtles!