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Your fault that you know more about hidden agendas than you are admitting.

Your fault if you overhype my knowledge of things hidden, or of agendas.

You are to blame for being the secret leader of a local Illuminati Felinus Circle.

So be it. Anything weird that happens to you in the next 23 days is your own fault.

I blame you for a non-specific curse......here is a specific one: may your flea collar chafe, mean cat.

Ha, the joke's on you. I'm not wearing any.

Your fault for misunderstanding that strange things happen to people who talk about them. Also your fault if you get chafing from three different collars.

Your fault that you have publicized your lack of flea protection.

Your town may have a large group of fleas who have their own reading club.

It's your fault the pollen count was high today and I forgot to take my allergy medicine.

Your fault for going outside to count pollen.


You should have stayed inside and watched movies.

I stayed inside and watched movies!

oh knoes
oh knoes!
whas gonna happen to me!?

gulp!

Your fault that there's an escalating chain reaction of people freaking out right now. What kind of movies did you watch to cause this to happen???

Dd Syzygyish watch 'the Ring' and 'the Grudge' and 'Saw'?

Did jrjones9933 watch ' The Exorcist'?

Ain't nobody got time for that, which is clearly your fault.

It's your fault only 1 out of 300 possessed people got time for that.

Your fault that only 2 out of 1000 possessed people are the same astrological sign as their demon.

Your fault that those odds are 41.6667 times higher than they should be.