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12 Feb 2008, 9:05 pm

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Granted but it only works for a second.

I wish my pen would write.


Granted! it writes for a second and then the ink spews out the top and into your eyes :evil:

I wish it worked FOREVER... i want my girlfriend to never die


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12 Feb 2008, 10:19 pm

Have patience your wish IS coming true. Really.

I wish I could use vodoo on yuppies to scare them away from my 'hood.



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12 Feb 2008, 11:13 pm

That IS happening my friend, have patience.

I wish I wasn't so intolerant of those who are intolerant.



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12 Feb 2008, 11:16 pm

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That IS happening my friend, have patience.

I wish I wasn't so intolerant of those who are intolerant.


Granted! but they are intolerant of you!

I wish to be mummy wrapped by an anaconda and squeezed for the rest of eternity (but not killed by the anaconda)


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12 Feb 2008, 11:22 pm

Granted! But you become bored of it, but the process is irreverseable.

I wish for mood swings to be non-existant.


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13 Feb 2008, 12:45 am

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Granted! But you become bored of it, but the process is irreverseable.

I wish for mood swings to be non-existant.


Granted! You now have mood BOMBS!

I wish to not get bored in my anacondas eternal squeeze


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13 Feb 2008, 1:04 am

Granted! You're still not having fun, though.

I wish to download a version of Serj Tankian's Feed us that isn't messed up.


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13 Feb 2008, 1:25 am

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Granted! You're still not having fun, though.

I wish to download a version of Serj Tankian's Feed us that isn't messed up.


Granted! But it is boring

I wish that in my mind it is definitely fun beig squished 24/7


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13 Feb 2008, 3:00 am

Granted, but you like it so much, you allow yourself to get squished to death.

I wish my sister would shut the heck up about me being on the computer. :roll: And, I wish somebody would message my shoulders because I have the hugest knot ever right near my neck. :(



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13 Feb 2008, 7:43 am

Granted but your sister ends up being the one doing the massaging.

I wish people didn't double post.


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13 Feb 2008, 8:04 am

Granted: They tripple post now... thanks a lot :roll:

I wish that logic was captured and placed in a box made from an infinite amount of monkeys playing dominoes and discussing Shakespear.
(No it doesn't make any sense to me either)


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13 Feb 2008, 8:08 am

granted but u r the monkey

i wish i had a madman with a machete as a m8



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13 Feb 2008, 8:29 am

TutuFairy wrote:
Granted, but you like it so much, you allow yourself to get squished to death.

I wish my sister would shut the heck up about me being on the computer. :roll: And, I wish somebody would message my shoulders because I have the hugest knot ever right near my neck. :(


Granted! your sister and you are both wrapped up seperately by two anacondas. the problem is you must live like that the rest of your life.

I wish i continued to have fun but could not get squished to death


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13 Feb 2008, 5:38 pm

granted but you are swished into a coma

i wish all preppy chicks were ugly :twisted:


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13 Feb 2008, 6:13 pm

Granted: But only on the inside

I wish that my previous wish made sense


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13 Feb 2008, 7:14 pm

Granted, but only to Aristotle.


I wish my step-dad wouldn't procrastinate about bills so we'd quit getting threatening letters.