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25 Apr 2011, 5:14 pm

Has dreams of hunting Smokey the Bear.


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25 Apr 2011, 7:36 pm

Has a smart-phone that is smarter than he is......


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25 Apr 2011, 11:13 pm

Downloaded his brain into his smart phone, and can't figure out how to get back.


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25 Apr 2011, 11:29 pm

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26 Apr 2011, 12:03 am

^^Refurbishes routemasters.


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26 Apr 2011, 12:07 am

Eats nothing but ice cream.


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26 Apr 2011, 6:36 am

Does nothing but take catnaps. :tired:



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26 Apr 2011, 7:02 am

Takes embarrassing pictures of cats and people as they take catnaps, and blackmails them for kibble.


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26 Apr 2011, 12:49 pm

Has a cat of the same age as him.


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26 Apr 2011, 1:23 pm

eats a diet consisting of only toast - butter-side down



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26 Apr 2011, 1:30 pm

goes making strange noises with the intent of establishing communication...



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26 Apr 2011, 1:30 pm

Isn't Damian, son of Satan from South Park


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26 Apr 2011, 2:54 pm

Gets kicked out of supermarkets for having conversations with bread.


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26 Apr 2011, 3:06 pm

Gets kicked out of supermarkets for eavesdropping on conversations between loaves of bread.



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26 Apr 2011, 3:17 pm

Gets kicked out of supermarkets for cooking food with his thumb.


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26 Apr 2011, 3:18 pm

Actually wants to take a bite from my crunchy ass.


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