Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! Now you are locked in a room with a TV, and forced to watch The Brady Bunch all day and all night. When the series runs out, it starts back at the beginning.

I wish everyone was likeable.

Granted, but now you like everyone and want to divide your time between all your friends and now you have so many of them. No more silent good alone time.

I wish to never be locked in any room, and especially not having to watch a lame series.

Well, the silence is deafening....and I never get alone time unless it's really late at night. Even in my alone time, I'm always listening to music or watch my shows or something.

Granted! The door isn't locked, but are you strapped to the chair.

I find silence so precious and rare.

No wish? Well, I’ll just leave you some alone time with the pissed off spiders then, so you can talk it out.

I never wish to be strapped to a chair or anything else. Help!!

I guess I'm all wished out.

Granted, but you will never have silence again.

I wish I didn't have alone with pissed off spiders.

Haha, yeah coming up with wishes can be hard sometimes. It’s so good when one can wish based on the wish corruption.

Granted, now you’ll be alone with only nice and friendly spiders. It’ll be lots of them though.

I wish to never lose silence forever.

Granted. Now everything is all silent. Everything. All. The. Time.

I wish to send all these nice and friendly spiders over to you since you enjoy them so much.

I do? Hmm… I wasn’t aware that I did enjoy them so much.

Wish denied! Uhm, what I meant to say was that it’s illegal to ship live animals in the mail. Phew!

I wish to not always have silence, and to not get your spiders here.

Granted! Now all you hear all day long is those daycare kids, and you don't get the spiders I sent. However, you do receive several bags a dog poop from someone else. How disgusting.

I wish I would stop taking such long naps. Wide awake now.

If they’re so long they’re not really naps, or so I was strictly told on another forum. Granted, you don’t take long naps, but that’s because your roommate wakes you up. Do you know how? By putting your hand in warm water. You know what happens then right? I think you need to change! How embarrassing!

OMG where do I begin? I wish to not get dog poop in the mail, or delivered otherwise, and I wish to not hear daycare children all day (impossible, in the summer they’re out from 8 in the morning to 5 in the afternoon, and there are 50 of them, with blocks on all sides keeping the sounds fenced in).

Oh, whatever.
Thank goodness I have never wet my bed (that is of course after being potty trained).

Granted.

I wish no one would put my hand in warm water in hopes that I will wet myself.

Granted, now they wake you up by holding a hand over your mouth and nose. You won’t wet yourself, but it’s not the most pleasant way of waking up either.

I wish I always knew what to say.

Granted, but now you say too much. You say things that you will soon regret.

I wish people would stop borrowing my stuff without asking.

Ugh, that’s annoying! Granted, but now they’re asking you all the time. You had no idea they borrowed so much from you.

I wish to not say things I will regret.

Granted! You will no longer say things you will regret, but the things you have said in the past are still coming back to haunt you.

I wish my least favorite manager would shove it.

Granted, they shove it, for real, but they make everyone watch, including you. You really didn’t need to see that!

I wish I didn’t regret anything I did in the past, it’s not like I can change it now.