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Something bizarre about the person above.

Is taking part in next years laundry Olympics and plans to iron fifty shirts while suspended upside down from the Eiffel tower.

Wears white AFTER the Labor day!

Is expected to go into labour next week and give birth to quintuplets.

Resides in the catacombs where he does his best thinking and intellectual projects..

Brings me bread and water in the catacombs each day. Says he will let me out after I've finished writing the novel for him. Oh the misery.

The lady above doth protest too much, methinks - you get the finest Navajo bread and pure water from the spring.

I know, who could ask for more really, but I dislike having to share my coffin with someone else, even if it is you!

has a pink coffin made of rose petals and ebony, and is still complaining!

Has the coffin next to mine and keeps me awake snoring all night.

Eats Brussel sprouts waaaay too often!

Caused my dog to explode after sneakily blocking it with a cork.

Is actually the basis for a novel...

Is a major inspiration for one thriller...

Is Prof's literary agent and behind my kidnapping and imprisonment in the catacombs.

No, actually that's your rugged and muscular wife and grandma! Those women are tough.