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jennyishere
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28 Apr 2011, 7:42 pm

Ponders why he ponders so much about pondering.



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29 Apr 2011, 12:03 am

Ponders why ponderers ponder so much about pondering.


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29 Apr 2011, 1:02 am

Ponders in a pond.
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29 Apr 2011, 3:45 am

Kisses frogs looking for her prince.



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29 Apr 2011, 4:16 am

Once tried to kiss a frog and caught insect breath.


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29 Apr 2011, 6:04 am

His favourite chocolate bar is "Crunchy peanut and cockroach."



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29 Apr 2011, 6:32 am

Tried to sell chocolate-covered pickles and wondered why he got no repeat customers.


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29 Apr 2011, 7:09 am

Has cornered the market in deep fried amphibians.



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29 Apr 2011, 7:58 am

Accidentally deep fried his hat.


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29 Apr 2011, 8:24 am

Prefers to eat his hats raw.



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29 Apr 2011, 9:38 am

Buys naughty edible underwear but bakes inedible biscuits.



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29 Apr 2011, 1:55 pm

Drinks Bavarian schnapps in coffee mugs, served with cacao and cream - claims it's good for preserving the beauty of his heals.



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29 Apr 2011, 1:57 pm

Dispenses coffee injections with the fearsome looking device in her paws.


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29 Apr 2011, 2:02 pm

Is very sensitive on his touchy - uses goose fat to keep it smooth, yet elastic and firm.



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29 Apr 2011, 2:06 pm

Already has a smooth, firm and elastic touchy... (Oh God she's frying my brain again! :lol: )


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29 Apr 2011, 2:09 pm

:lol:

Has such a soft and gentle touchy that he has to wear suspenders so it doesn't fall off.