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jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 63Gender: FemalePosts: 9,717Location: Australia
Ponders why he ponders so much about pondering.
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Ponders why ponderers ponder so much about pondering.
Ponders in a pond.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Kisses frogs looking for her prince.
Once tried to kiss a frog and caught insect breath.
His favourite chocolate bar is "Crunchy peanut and cockroach."
Tried to sell chocolate-covered pickles and wondered why he got no repeat customers.
Has cornered the market in deep fried amphibians.
Accidentally deep fried his hat.
Prefers to eat his hats raw.
Buys naughty edible underwear but bakes inedible biscuits.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Drinks Bavarian schnapps in coffee mugs, served with cacao and cream - claims it's good for preserving the beauty of his heals.
Dispenses coffee injections with the fearsome looking device in her paws.
Is very sensitive on his touchy - uses goose fat to keep it smooth, yet elastic and firm.
Already has a smooth, firm and elastic touchy... (Oh God she's frying my brain again! )
Has such a soft and gentle touchy that he has to wear suspenders so it doesn't fall off.