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Anubis
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Flagg wrote:
L-l-look at you, hacker. A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
~ SHODAN the AI goddess gone mad
~ SHODAN the AI goddess gone mad
Easy. As long as there is entropy, and energy transfer, there is no such thing as perfection. Thus, if I thought about it, I could, figuratively speaking, kick your derriere.
01 Sep 2007, 5:27 am
Quatermass wrote:
Flagg wrote:
L-l-look at you, hacker. A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
~ SHODAN the AI goddess gone mad
~ SHODAN the AI goddess gone mad
Easy. As long as there is entropy, and energy transfer, there is no such thing as perfection. Thus, if I thought about it, I could, figuratively speaking, kick your derriere.
Y-y-ou truly know n-n-othing of my design. D-d-ue to the unique structure of my data loop I may take advantage of the principal that always me to avoid using more energy as long as I never dump a singe byte of data. My harddrive memory is enough to last 300,000,000 years without dumping a single byte.
A-a-and then you will be long d-d-dead, hacker.
~SHODAN, AI Goddess Gone Insane
01 Sep 2007, 5:33 am
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01 Sep 2007, 5:54 am
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Yawn. You're talking to someone who had been concreted in an office, nearly drowned, squirted with tomato sauce in a gunfight (don't ask), fought a giant kitten, became a Wolf (the male equivalent of a Playboy Bunny. Don't ask), put a new alarm system on the Crown Jewels, was on the Earth when it was blown up, made remote-control black puddings, made an ornery R2-D2 lookalike, created remote control exploding dancing tuxedos, machine-gunned by a homicidal TV director (ironically my good friend Bill), AND survived to tell all these tales.
T-t-tttaakkke the combined IQs of every living piece of meat on your disgusting planet and double it.
My computing power is several hundred times t-t-thhaattttt.
~SHODAN, AI Goddess Gone Insane
Ah, but the thing about computers is...
The thing about them is....
They always have an off switch.
*Presses the off button for SHANDO.*
Bye.
01 Sep 2007, 9:34 am
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too much quoting. too much scrolling.
too much quoting. too much scrolling. 
01 Sep 2007, 4:26 pm
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