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Used to be a lumberjack until the smell of pine made her want to become a bathroom air-freshener saleswoman.

Is so gentle and delicate that when even the slight breeze is blowing he needs to grab a branch so he isn't blown away.

Wrote The Idiot's Guide to Home Brain Alteration

Is so rugged she uses creosote for underarm deodorant and smokes woodbine cigarettes the size of trees.

Was engaged to Yensid before he realized she was so rugged she used creosote for underarm deodorant and smoked woodbine cigarettes the size of trees.

Asked Yensid to break it off, but he bitterly regretted doing so and couldn't find any glue to put it back on again with.

Misplaced her mind.

Was so sad after breaking off the engagements with Yensid that he wrote a poem on his quest for finding a glue to put it back on again with.

<---------- Has arrived with a dispenser of glue.

Bought a silver necklace for Yensid and sang her a serenade.

Has left me and taken up with a fluzy!

Thought that he can have both me AND Yensid.

Will you come back to me if I make you a nice bowl of fish milk shake?

Pffft

He sleeps with a nest over his mouth so that the mosquitoes wouldn't be sucked in by the powerful snoring device in his throat.

She sleeps with the window open. (Cabbage diet - phew)

Goes around picking up used bus tickets...