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04 May 2011, 2:41 pm

Once visited the Mars to see whether it was made of Martians.



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04 May 2011, 2:50 pm

Visited the planet between Saturn and Neptune to see if it smelled bad.


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04 May 2011, 2:51 pm

Had an orangutan for a servant for a while, tried to teach him to do the dishes.



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04 May 2011, 2:58 pm

Likes to do the dishes. I throw the plates like Frisbees into the lake and she fetches them back.


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04 May 2011, 3:02 pm

Then he hired a cow and a giraffe to lick the dishes for him.



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04 May 2011, 3:08 pm

Her favourite book is "Electronics for dogs"


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04 May 2011, 3:10 pm

He wrote a bestseller "How to train locusts to knit in 10 easy steps"



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04 May 2011, 3:14 pm

Was the brains behind the innovative use of a microprocessor integrated with the locusts neocortex to enhance their cognitive skills.


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04 May 2011, 3:15 pm

when he failed with his knitting plan he ate them fried and served with lemon and Tabasco sauce.



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04 May 2011, 3:19 pm

Forgot to remove the crunchy microprocessors first!


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04 May 2011, 5:02 pm

eats toast with marmalade that is made from something non-organic.. 8O



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04 May 2011, 10:07 pm

Tried to eat toast while it was still in the toaster.


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05 May 2011, 5:28 am

Tried to eat the toaster, and threw away the toasts!



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05 May 2011, 5:52 am

Likes to chew on live electric flex for the "mouth tingling sensation"


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05 May 2011, 7:21 am

Uses ants in all his cooking.


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05 May 2011, 7:29 am

Is not technically an animal, vegetable OR mineral. 8O