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TallyMan
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07 May 2011, 5:28 am

Is a bit crusty.


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07 May 2011, 5:29 am

Is a bit dusty.



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07 May 2011, 5:33 am

Is a bit lusty.


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07 May 2011, 5:34 am

Is a bit rusty. :lol:



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07 May 2011, 5:37 am

Is a bit fusty.


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07 May 2011, 5:37 am

Inhales herbicide, because it makes her high.


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07 May 2011, 5:38 am

Gets high by snorting flour.


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07 May 2011, 5:39 am

Gets high by snorting powdered banana peals.



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07 May 2011, 5:48 am

Snorts insecticide.


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07 May 2011, 6:20 am

Snorts mice.



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07 May 2011, 6:54 am

Snorts coca-cola.


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07 May 2011, 7:07 am

Uses Gorgonzola as underarm deodorant. :eew:



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07 May 2011, 7:17 am

Has an excellent salad with a cola and peanut butter dressing.


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07 May 2011, 7:52 am

Her farts smell nice.

So, Ladies and Gentlemen, if you think you may have found "The Right One"

Get jennyishere to fart on them...
Her farts will know right away if your sweetheart is 'Nice.... or Nasty!'
They will discriminate for you based on scientifically sound evidence whether you have made the right decision, or
if you are a little bit "off"

So call now for a free test blast on yourself!
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(The decisions of jennyishere's farts are final.

No correspondence may be entered into with jennyishere's farts.

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(jennyishere's xenobiotic emissions are aimed at an exclusively alien missile base somewhere in the XXXXXXXX....)

(The ability of emissions to determine personalities (i.e. nasty or nice) lie exclusively in the domain of syzygyish's ability to deny all such claims)

(viewer expectations may be disappointed)


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07 May 2011, 7:59 am

Is going home in the back of a divvy van. :roll:



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07 May 2011, 8:05 am

Gets wind of the latest posts on WP. :P


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