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I knocked my glass of Jim beam and coke all over my floor last night Now I'll have to get my carpet cleaned guess whose fault it is Yours.

Your fault that I cannot sleep.

Its your fault I forgot to give my Mum her Mother's day present yesterday.

Your fault for not telling her that you are giving her a bottle of vintage wine, and it has not aged enough....it should be ready in 1-2 years.

It's your fault I haven't tried that one yet.

It's your fault that the post office doesn't know the difference between my address and the folks down the block.

It's your fault that I have so much studying to do

Your fault that the neighbors are noisy.

Your fault for not investing in ear plugs.

Your fault that ear plugs don't always work.

Your avatar's head seems to be on fire....

Your fault.

Your fault I don't have any water to put it out.

Your own fault for not asking Aprilviolets to pour some of her Rum-And-Coke on your head, since she is splashing it all over, anyway!

The cold of winter is getting to me.

Your fault.

Your fault that I'm now living in a quiet and peaceful neighborhood. My new address is... wait a second! You didn't know my old address!

Your fault that we did not need an address....

We would have just asked passers-by for the home of the large blue autistic crustacean who eats rotten whale meat and opinionated on the Internet all night.