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Martin Luther King Jr.: "It is unacceptable that they use their power to keep us voiceless."

Selma

Penny: You really going to lie on the floor and pretend to be dead all night?
Stuart: What do you think I was going to do at home?

"The Big Bang Theory"

J.M.W. Turner: "The sun is God! Ha ha ha!"

Mr. Turner.

Raj: In the last hour 162 people have read our profiles. How many of them have sent us messages?
Stuart: Combined?
Raj: Yes.
Stuart: Zero.

"The Big Bang Theory"

Bernadette: "You better find my husband’s mother because one way or another we’re walking out of this airport with a dead woman."

The Big Bang Theory.

^^ LOL

Stuart: I can't believe she's gone. That woman took me in. If it wasn't for her, I would have been homeless.
Amy: One of us would have taken you in.
Stuart: Yeah, I don't recall any offers. But you know what, I'm glad it worked out the way it did, because I got to know this wonderful person.

"The Big Bang Theory"

"Stick 'em with the pointy end."

Jon Snow in Game of Thrones.

Bernadette: Why are they staring?
Amy: Who cares? Just soak it in. Hello, boys.
Stuart: Oh, hey. (To the other customers) Could you please stop staring? They're just girls. It's nothing you haven't seen in movies or in drawings.
Penny: Hey, Stuart.
Stuart: What brings you guys here?
Bernadette: We were looking for a recommendation about comic books.
Stuart: Oh, well, I recommend you don't open a store and sell them.
Penny: No, we were just wondering why the guys like this stuff so much, so we thought we'd give it a try.
Stuart: Oh, okay. What do you think you might be into? Superhero, fantasy, graphic novels, manga? (To the customers) I swear I will turn a hose on you.

"The Big Bang Theory"

"Oh, Thor, he's hot."

Penny in The Big Bang Theory.

"Baldrick, in the Amazonian rain forests there are tribes of Indians as yet untouched by civilisation who have developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin impressions than yours." Blackadder Goes Forth

"How many times am I to be ordered to marry the man sitting next to me at dinner?"

Mary in Downton Abbey.

Howard: Hang on, I know a place you stay and earn some money at the same time.
Stuart: Great!
Howard: I just have to warn you: it will involve humiliation, degradation and verbal abuse.
Stuart: So, what's the catch?

"The Big Bang Theory"

"You're too tall to be a footman. No footman should be over 6 foot 1."

Carson in Downton Abbey.

Leonard: Oh, hey, Stuart. This is Penny. She's looking for some comic books.
Stuart: Oh, really? Blink twice if you're here against your will.

"The Big Bang Theory"

"I have been deceived about Anne of Cleves. She is nothing like what was reported to me. Nothing! SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE! A FLANDERS MARE!"

King Henry VIII in The Tudors.

Stuart: That's right, ladies. For all you know, I'm confident and fun to be around.

"The Big Bang Theory"