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18 Jun 2013, 5:40 am

In transit.


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18 Jun 2013, 7:34 am

I wouldn't drink any of it. The Chinese word printed in red means inflammable.



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18 Jun 2013, 8:24 am

It's plastic, but not as we know it.


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19 Jun 2013, 2:17 am

I may have, but you can't prove it.

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Three melons, a turnip, and plenty of space.

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19 Jun 2013, 7:57 am

And that's just for starters. Later, the ocelot gets wheeled in.


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19 Jun 2013, 1:33 pm

Just dig. Let me do the thinking.



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19 Jun 2013, 4:05 pm

Cornflake wrote:
And that's just for starters. Later, the ocelot gets wheeled in.


Oh Cornflake, you do make me laugh! :lol:



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19 Jun 2013, 4:14 pm

What? I thought everyone knew there is no safe way to hypnotise a bison.


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21 Jun 2013, 12:09 pm

You now have fourteen seconds.



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29 Jun 2013, 6:45 pm

Yes, just a FRY on my ketchup



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30 Jun 2013, 12:42 pm

But it was so obvious! It just took a combination of logical and lateral thinking! But then you didn't bother to smell it, so you couldn't have done it anyway.



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30 Jun 2013, 3:47 pm

No. Varnishing a fried egg is not a good idea.


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01 Jul 2013, 11:51 am

No, no, nothing like that... oh, I see what you mean. But I meant a nuclear meltdown.



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02 Jul 2013, 11:25 am

Doesn't matter how careful you are - the ants will always fall off.


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02 Jul 2013, 2:07 pm

You can spray the ants.



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03 Jul 2013, 10:11 am

Actually, I'm allergic to cheese. Go and find some paint instead, and I'll use that.