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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Isn't really here, she is there.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 63Gender: FemalePosts: 9,717Location: Australia
Isn't all there.
Makes tomato sponge cakes.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
When in need of metals, simply takes his shirt off and goes to a market.
Likes to remove her shirt in the market to display her tantalising array of chest ornaments.
Likes to remove his pants in the market to display his tantalising array of tooshie ornaments.
Has a bra made of steel.
has a bra made of copper.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Hides precious jewels in her teeth cavities.
Stole my bra to sell it for its scrap metal value! Then had the audacity to complain when I wore hers!
Claims that i_wanna_blue changed is a trans-gender person wearing his bra.
Wears blue bras on Wednesdays.
Eats only turnips on every full moon since he claims it rejuvenates his feminine side.
Wears hobnail boots and knuckle dusters to accentuate her masculine side.
Put a spell on his bra, such that whoever wears it turns into a hippo.
Pads his bra out with fruit to make his look more busty. Discovered that pineapples were a mistake though.