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Bernadette: What kind of comics do the guys like?
Stuart: Um, a little bit of everything. Mostly superhero stuff.
Amy: All right, well, who's the best superhero?
Stuart: Shh! You can't ask a question like that in here. Are you trying to start a rumble?

"The Big Bang Theory"

Marie-Antoinette: "There are a lot of people at Versailles today."

Madame du Barry: "Yes, there are."

Marie-Antoinette: "Those are my last words to that woman."

Marie Antoinette.

"Holy rats in a trap! Holy nick of time! Holy Bat-trap! Holy nightmare! Holy jack-in-the-box! Holy headache!"

Robin in 1960s Batman.

Lucy Ricardo: How much do you want to bet?

Fred Mertz: Ten dollars.

Ethel Mertz: Well what's the matter with twenty dollars?

Ricky Ricardo: What's the matter with thirty dollars?

Lucy Ricardo: What's the matter with fifty dollars?

Fred Mertz: What was the matter with ten dollars?

"I Love Lucy"

British Officer: "He won't open if you call him General, Sir. He insists on being called by his title."

Hudson Lowe: "Title? Emperor? Majesty? Poppycock. He's Bony the Ogre, and always will be. Knock again!"

Napoleon (TV Mini-Series.)

Lucy's Doctor from Jamestown: Hello, Mr. Ricardo. I'm the man who brought your wife into the world!

Ricky Ricardo: I don't know whether to thank you or punch you in the nose!

"I Love Lucy"

Not a fan, but I'll play along.

Lucy Ricardo: "This whole thing is Ricky's fault."

Ricky Ricardo: "MY FAULT?"

Lucy Ricardo: "Yeah, if you hadn't have left Cuba to come to America, we wouldn't have gotten married and we never would've come to Switzerland in the first place."

Ouch! I love Lucy.

Awww, you don't like "I Love Lucy"? Are you sure, you're American?



[repeated line]

Ricky Ricardo: Lucy! I'm Home!

"I Love Lucy"

Certainly. Like I say, 'one size does not fit all'.

Lucy: WAAAA!"

I Love Lucy.

She: "Do you remember Paris, Rick?"

He :"Oh yes. You wore blue. The Germans wore gray."

Needless to say that one of many great lines from Casablanca.



Paul Newman: "Who ARE those guys!?!?!?

Robert Redford: "I dunno. But whatever they're selling we don't want any."

When the mounted Pickerton cops fall out of the box cars of the mysterious second train that pulls up behind the train that Butch Cassidy, and the Sundance Kid are in the process of robbing, and start coming at them with drawn guns.

"It's him! It's him! It's Napoleon!"

Napoleon's return in the 2002 TV-Miniseries.

Xena: What's the matter with your men? They look like they've seen KyleTheGhost.
Wiglaf: No, not a ghost: a legend. All these men can talk of is a chance to see you in action.

"Xena: Warrior Princess"

Bob Wilton: "It's the Silence of the Goats!"

The Men Who Stare at Goats.

^^ I thought you'd like that! LOL

Xena: I could have done so much good for the Viking people.
Beowulf: The Xena I remember could do more good with this sword than a hundred Viking queens could ever do. And the Xena I remember could never forget what happened in that swamp, the face of Gabrielle, the most loyal friend in the world.
Xena: I remember none of these things.
Beowulf: You may not remember them, but they are inside you.

"Xena: Warrior Princess"

"Rotten! Rotten! You're no bloody use at all! You're an utter bloody wash-out! You make me sick, you weed!"

Graham Chapman in Monty Python.

Wiglaf: That's what Vikings do! Fighting gives our lives meaning!
Xena: Fighting gives your lives meaning. Do you have any idea how stupid that is?
Beowulf: Yeah? Well, it didn't sound stupid when it came from you.
Xena: From me?
Beowulf: Long ago it was Xena who first taught Odin to embrace violence and bloodlust.
Xena: Well, if that is true then I know I am not this Xena.

"Xena: Warrior Princess"