Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! Your appendix ruptures and you're put on morphine.

I wish to be more excited for just realizing I don't have school for 1 1/2 weeks.

Granted. You literally bounce off the walls and break your legs.

I wish I didn't have school.

Granted! You have to work instead. And your managers are all asses.

I wish I didn't leave the light on to my car overnight. Come to think of it, I bet that's where my keys are..

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Granted. You left the door open and a raccoon stole your car keys.

I wish Dire Wolves weren't extinct. I wish to have one as a friend.

Granted, but they do not wish to know you.

I wish I knew how to play Diablo II.

Granted! But you hate the game. I'm not sure that's really corrupting the wish, though.

I wish for TutuFairy to post in one of the music game topics. @_@

Granted. I actually just did. No corruption this time.

I wish I weren't so tired.

Granted! You miss sleep the whole night and can't stay awake the following day.

I wish to find an Asperger's social skills group with people who actually want to be there, and not forced to.

Dude, that happens all the time. haha

Granted, but it's a trap the NT's set to imprison you for lab testing.

I wish Tomorrow will be a better day.

Granted! It's still a crappy day though.

I wish for Rammstein to release music right now.

Granted, but it brainwashes you and makes you do bad things.

I wish I could change my freakin IM name.

Granted! But none of your friends know what it is.

I wish for pokemon to suddenly be cool again.

Granted, but you get so overwhelmed at all the Pikachus, you go completely insane.

I wish I still had drum lessons.

Granted! But you're the drums.

I wish I actually took up drum lessons like I always wanted to ;/