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16 May 2011, 5:58 am

Insists on giving each grain of rice its own name.



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16 May 2011, 6:54 am

Calculated exactly how many grains of rice that is per month, week, and day.

1033 1/6, 237 10/13, 33 353/365, not counting leap years


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16 May 2011, 12:32 pm

Checks each grain of rice to see if it is male or female.


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16 May 2011, 1:46 pm

Intuitively knows the gender of each grain of rice and only eats the female ones.


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16 May 2011, 4:36 pm

Is unable to tell time.



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16 May 2011, 5:12 pm

Lives his life backwards.


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16 May 2011, 9:15 pm

Most people live their lives going forward in time. Some live their lives going backwards.

Yensid lives his life going LEFT through time.


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16 May 2011, 10:28 pm

MrLoony is hurtling RIGHT through time, among other things.



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17 May 2011, 1:15 am

Moves freely in 3 dimensions of time (forward, backward, left, right, up, and down).


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17 May 2011, 1:31 am

Does not exist at all in this timeline.


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17 May 2011, 1:44 am

Exists in that other timeline.



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17 May 2011, 5:01 am

Keeps a record of all posts made in this thread, and uses as part of his CV.



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17 May 2011, 5:31 am

Argues with himself, and loses.


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17 May 2011, 5:33 am

Argues with himself and refuses to speak to himself afterwards.



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17 May 2011, 7:33 am

Tries to mediate afterwards


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17 May 2011, 2:18 pm

Tries to convert himself to a new religion.


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