Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you suck.

I wish my sister finds her ring.

Granted! It's in the toilet, which she just used.

I wish to stop forgetting to charge my cell phone.

Granted. You don't have a phone to charge anymore.

I wish 886 was talking to me because he wanted to, not just to get a custom rank.

Granted! But that was the case anyway, because he'll still be posting after 1,000 posts.

I wish for TutuFairy to have a myspace.

Granted! But it's set to private. Not to mention the millions of icons that are sure to make things difficult.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

Last edited by TutuFairy on 15 Feb 2008, 12:32 am, edited 1 time in total.

Granted! But now you can't post in this topic, and 886 has no one to talk to. =_= But hey, that's corruption against myself ;/

I wish for the stores around here to have wii's in stock so I can go buy one -_-

Granted, but they give you the wrong kind of "wii" if you know what i mean.

I wish 886 checks his PMs.

Granted! But his PM box was empty anyways.

I wish Hot topic sold Serj Tankian and Rammstein fan t-shirts.

That's because it didn't work yet. shut up.

Granted, but they're ugly.

I wish you were more patient.

Granted! But I was patient in the first place. I didn't know I had PMs coming

I wish Rammstein hoodies on the internet weren't 80 dollars

Granted. They are 280 dollars.

I wish I could bring myself to get rid of some icons.

Granted! But you get more icons! They never stop coming!

I wish I cared enough about post count to acknowledge in a new topic that this is my 1,000th post.

(Yay! Way to go Oxygen Waster!! !)

Granted, but your computer breaks down before that's possible.


I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.

Granted! But you must do all you put off as a result of procrastination.

I wish to order a pizza.

Granted, but you don't get it until next Thursday.

I wish Andes weren't so dang fattening.

Granted! Upon one bite they make you lose 50 pounds.

I wish to take a shower. (brb in 20)