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MrLoony
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22 May 2011, 8:11 am

Has an okra leak.


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22 May 2011, 8:16 am

Fixes leaks with okra.



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22 May 2011, 9:01 am

Plumbs.


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22 May 2011, 9:25 am

needs to have mashed potatos in his socks inorder to go to the city


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22 May 2011, 2:51 pm

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22 May 2011, 2:59 pm

Boils his hands before dinner.


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22 May 2011, 3:00 pm

Has trained lobsters to sing his national anthem.


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22 May 2011, 3:16 pm

Wears lobster shells whenever he sings his national anthem.


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22 May 2011, 3:19 pm

Hangs around roadside crossroads encouraging passers-by to sing the national anthem.


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22 May 2011, 3:25 pm

Hangs around the zoo trying to get animals to sing his national anthem.


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22 May 2011, 3:27 pm

Was arrested at the zoo for chatting up the chimps and flirting with the flamingos.


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22 May 2011, 3:27 pm

Likes to sing "God Save The Chimp".



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22 May 2011, 3:34 pm

Wrote God Save the Chimp


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22 May 2011, 3:37 pm

Likes to accompany "God Save The Chimp" playing the banjo.


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22 May 2011, 3:39 pm

Serves fresh shrimp, to homeless chimps.



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22 May 2011, 3:41 pm

Likes to play the banjo, but only has two strings.


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