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23 May 2011, 7:11 am

Is from both sides of the track.


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23 May 2011, 7:38 am

Lives under the tracks and tries to trick trains as they go by.



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23 May 2011, 8:19 am

Tenderizes his meat on the tracks, by letting the trains roll over them.



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23 May 2011, 8:54 am

Opened a chain of train station butcher shops to capitalize on said practice.



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23 May 2011, 9:41 am

Chops up train tracks and puts them in pig slop.



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23 May 2011, 9:59 am

Freeze-dries pig slop and sells it in snack-size bars by the side of the road.



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23 May 2011, 10:04 am

Stop telling the truth.

Always tries to lie but ends up telling the truth.



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23 May 2011, 11:35 am

Wears a specially modified construction hat, which gives off an alarm, every time someone lies. He went to a White House Press conference and got thrown out for making too much noise. :wink:



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23 May 2011, 5:12 pm

Goes around wrapped in aluminum foil, so that people can't tell when he's lying.


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23 May 2011, 6:33 pm

i_wanna_blue wrote:
Wears a specially modified construction hat, which gives off an alarm, every time someone lies. He went to a White House Press conference and got thrown out for making too much noise. :wink:


That is just awesome. And how did you know.



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24 May 2011, 3:35 pm

Is unaware that I'm aware of all my construction accessories.



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24 May 2011, 3:42 pm

Is learning how to pilot a flying saucer but is having difficulty landing it the right way up.


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24 May 2011, 4:17 pm

Carries a stick at all times, to fend off attacks from mouldy flying bacon.



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24 May 2011, 8:01 pm

Is responsible for instilling said paranoia.



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24 May 2011, 8:05 pm

Is pretty young for an old man.


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24 May 2011, 9:59 pm

Was originally name Knock-Knee Krebble but didn't want to be associated with the KKK