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GoatOnFire
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28 May 2011, 1:36 am

Breeds cats with dogs for a litter of paradoxes


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28 May 2011, 3:46 am

Breeds goats with dogs to get goats that bark.


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28 May 2011, 6:13 am

Breeds cats with goats to produce cats that can be milked.



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28 May 2011, 6:20 am

The invisible milkman who is here.


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28 May 2011, 6:24 am

Was originally called "Joseph" but was forced to sell the first two letters of his name to pay off gambling debts. :(



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28 May 2011, 6:45 am

Her religion forbids the use of capital letters in her name.


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28 May 2011, 7:18 am

Insists on being addressed as "Your Royal Highness, King of the Cat People", even by his own mother.



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28 May 2011, 7:56 am

She's omnipresent and is here everywhere.


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28 May 2011, 11:21 pm

Wants to be a sylph, but can't spell.


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29 May 2011, 1:32 am

Sdrawkcab eman sih lleps ot sreferp.



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29 May 2011, 2:55 am

erehsiynnej just left.


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29 May 2011, 4:40 am

Actually, has never been here at all.


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29 May 2011, 5:44 am

Has just realized that every volcanic eruption in Hawaii happens at the same time he experiences severe heartburn.



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29 May 2011, 5:46 am

Secretly wants green.


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29 May 2011, 5:52 am

"Is like a lonely ghost, at a roadside cross, he stays, because he doesn't know where else to go."


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29 May 2011, 6:21 am

Wishes he'd taken the blue pill so he could have an avatar like everyone else.