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thewrll
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31 May 2011, 4:44 am

Rusts every few hours.



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31 May 2011, 4:47 am

Rests every few hours.


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31 May 2011, 4:48 am

Sits on my back every few hours. Lazy.



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31 May 2011, 4:52 am

Paints red doors black every few hours.


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31 May 2011, 4:57 am

Paints red doors pink every few hours. The next few hours paints them black. Then paints them red again.



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31 May 2011, 6:43 am

Has special paint to make doors transparent.


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31 May 2011, 6:46 am

Has special sauce to make doors edible. :chef:



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31 May 2011, 7:05 am

Eats doors, even if they are not edible. 8O


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31 May 2011, 12:45 pm

Furnishes the homes of microbial bacteria.



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31 May 2011, 2:33 pm

Hosts a conference for mitochondria every year in his liver for them to discuss the energy crisis.


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31 May 2011, 5:08 pm

Makes up names of countries and then tries to wage war on them because he forgot they aren't real countries.



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31 May 2011, 5:26 pm

Is hoping to wage war against interpretive dancers.



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31 May 2011, 7:58 pm

Wages war against those who misinterpret his interpretive dances.....


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01 Jun 2011, 2:44 am

Has only read the books higher on the shelf in the library because someone glued one of the higher steps on the ladder.


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01 Jun 2011, 5:53 am

Puts glue on library ladders.


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01 Jun 2011, 5:56 am

Glues teachers to chairs.