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Yensid
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01 Jun 2011, 6:15 am

Glues animals to his head.

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jennyishere
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01 Jun 2011, 6:41 am

Spends too much time glued to his computer. :wink:

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01 Jun 2011, 8:35 am

Doesn't even have a computer. Uses the internet by making appropriate beep noises straight down her phone line.

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02 Jun 2011, 3:16 am

Changes the endings of library books.

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02 Jun 2011, 4:33 am

Mixes up pages so the book reads differently.

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02 Jun 2011, 7:25 am

Reads books with his eyes closed so that the words on the pages don't distract him.

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02 Jun 2011, 8:12 am

Paints with her eyes closed to avoid those annoying colors.

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jennyishere
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02 Jun 2011, 5:11 pm

Shaves with his eyes closed to avoid the grumpy guy in the mirror.

Yensid
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03 Jun 2011, 12:11 am

Shaves the left side of her husband's head while he is sleeping.

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03 Jun 2011, 1:34 am

jennyishere wrote:

Reads books with his eyes closed so that the words on the pages don't distract him.

Jenny you are a genius.

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03 Jun 2011, 1:35 am

Inserts body hair into the areas where hair goes on peoples heads so they wont be bald.

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03 Jun 2011, 3:26 am

thewrll wrote:

jennyishere wrote:

Reads books with his eyes closed so that the words on the pages don't distract him.

Jenny you are a genius.

(Thanks, but more likely it's just early-onset dementia. :wink:

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Inserts ideas into people's heads in the hope that, like transplanted hairs, they will take root.

thewrll
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03 Jun 2011, 3:28 am

Sucks away peoples thoughts using her giant vacuum mouth.

jennyishere
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03 Jun 2011, 3:33 am

Sucks out people's brains with a giant straw.

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03 Jun 2011, 3:38 am

Eats the brains I suck out.

Yensid
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03 Jun 2011, 5:37 am

Stabs people with forks and thanks them for donating blood.

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