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jennyishere
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03 Jun 2011, 5:50 am

Steals people's blood to feed to his vampire cat. :cat:



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03 Jun 2011, 5:57 am

Keeps a vampire dog.


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03 Jun 2011, 6:03 am

Uses his broom to clean the fangs on his vampire elephant. 8O



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03 Jun 2011, 6:06 am

Had the ceilings reinforced to take the weight of her roosting vampire elephants.


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03 Jun 2011, 6:16 am

Also uses his broom to clean up after the roosting vampire elephants- and earns handy extra income selling vampire elephant manure. (It's great for growing rhododendrons. :wink: )



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03 Jun 2011, 6:42 am

Has a flock of vampire penguins in her freezer.


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03 Jun 2011, 8:00 am

Keeps a troupe of vampire hula dancers in his garage.



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03 Jun 2011, 10:11 am

Is the main attraction of the vampire hula dancers in his garage.



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03 Jun 2011, 6:24 pm

Teaches zombies how to hula dance.....


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04 Jun 2011, 5:40 am

Makes dancers into zombies.


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04 Jun 2011, 5:51 am

Dances like a zombie.



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04 Jun 2011, 5:52 am

Makes zombies dance for brains.



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04 Jun 2011, 6:05 am

Keeps a zombie brain in a jar. 8O



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04 Jun 2011, 6:06 am

Wants to be a zombie so she can do the zombie stagger.



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04 Jun 2011, 8:00 am

Walks like a zombie, just because it is fun.


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04 Jun 2011, 8:30 am

Talks zombie so noone understands what is being said.