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15 Feb 2008, 1:18 am

Granted, but you fall and cut your stomach open.

I wish I had another beanie.



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15 Feb 2008, 1:35 am

Granted! But it's purple, too small and has barney the dinosaur on it.

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15 Feb 2008, 9:02 am

Granted! but they are made of steel

I wish the damn forum were fixed


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15 Feb 2008, 10:45 am

Granted. But you are suspected of being the one who broke it. You are killed by an army of angry aspies

I wish I had a zompie army (Not zombie mind you, zompie!)


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15 Feb 2008, 10:47 am

granted! but the zompies eat your brainz0rs

I wish sleeping were unnecessary


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15 Feb 2008, 12:27 pm

Granted! But now, to replace the time you used to spend sleeping, school is 8 hours longer.

I wish for a new, top-of-the-line laptop.



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15 Feb 2008, 2:03 pm

Granted, it runs on a whole new system too. It's called SkyNet, you are so lucky :wink:

I wish for good tidings and peanuts


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15 Feb 2008, 2:09 pm

Riddick124 wrote:
Granted! But now, to replace the time you used to spend sleeping, school is 8 hours longer.


*cough* dont go to school... so your corruption is corrupted its self hahhaha..

Granted! your good tidings are actually horrible...

I wish people didnt talk about school to me.. i dont even go to school god damn it


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15 Feb 2008, 2:53 pm

Granted: Instead they talk you about barbie-dolls (No offence to those who like those, but they aren't very interesting imo)

I wish for superpowers :batman:


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15 Feb 2008, 3:42 pm

AndersTheAspie wrote:
Granted: Instead they talk you about barbie-dolls (No offence to those who like those, but they aren't very interesting imo)

I wish for superpowers :batman:


Granted! you gain the "super" power to materialize straps, and also mummy wrap yourself in them (they are bullet proof and bomb proof at least...)

I wish it were monday now (my powerchair arrives monday :D)


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15 Feb 2008, 3:45 pm

granted no corropt i want you to have it!! !



i wish that the next post is strapples


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15 Feb 2008, 3:51 pm

Granted! No corruption :D

I wish for my powerchair to have an extremely special mummy wrappy harnessy type strap thing


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15 Feb 2008, 4:56 pm

Granted, made out of spider silk.



I wish I had gone to college 3 years ago instead of waiting until now.



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15 Feb 2008, 4:57 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Granted, made out of spider silk.



I wish I had gone to college 3 years ago instead of waiting until now.


Granted! but you get shot in a shooting... (not meant to be funny)

I wish it was made out of something very stretchy and tight and warm


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16 Feb 2008, 6:27 am

pigs fat :D



i wish blhah that pepole woulsd stop swering


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16 Feb 2008, 7:13 am

Not Granted! this society is not capable of that... wish VOID...

I wish friends WHO are IRRITABLE would NOT instant message me from australia at 6:00 IN THE F*CKING MORNING.

I AM NOT YOUR SHRINK..

I AM YOUR FRIEND..

YOU DO NOT BLOW UP AT ME...


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