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02 Jul 2016, 5:26 am

Lantylam wrote:
I wish French officials weren't so incompetent.
Granted, French officials are not incompetent. Too bad France is about to be invaded, so they will no longer be in charge.
Empathy wrote:
My only wish is that people would accept the vote of the British people and for others to stop playing down the law and being selfish.
Granted, people accept that the Brits voted for Brexit but the law has now been changed retroactively by others to make referendums irrelevant.
Lantylam wrote:
(I wasn't even thinking about Brexit)

I wish people wouldn't jump to erroneous conclusions. (And just play the game)
Granted, people have stopped leaping to conclusions, in fact all people do now is play The Game

I wish it would rain every time I'm having problems going to sleep.


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love you and miss you, dear boy

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02 Jul 2016, 5:31 am

Granted, there is a typhoon and you are swept away by the flood water while you sleep.

I wish for something tasty for lunch.



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02 Jul 2016, 12:44 pm

Granted, but it's laced with poison.

I wish I wasn't about to be killed in a role-playing game on another forum.



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02 Jul 2016, 12:51 pm

Granted, you are about to be killed on this forum instead.

I wish it was Thursday.



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02 Jul 2016, 3:09 pm

Granted. But you will be stuck in a Thursday time loop.

I wish I could have a Tirotouga or a Squirtle as a pet.


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Beautiful, sweet, gentle, playful, loyal
simply the best and one of a kind
love you and miss you, dear boy

Stop the wolf kills! https://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeact ... 3091429765


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02 Jul 2016, 3:31 pm

Granted, you have both, but unfortunately their preferred delicacy is raw ninja turtle.

I wish I didn't have a wish.



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02 Jul 2016, 6:46 pm

Granted, but you can never participate in this thread again!

I wish it wasn't raining.



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02 Jul 2016, 9:12 pm

Granted. You are now in a blizzard.

I wish pets didn't get sick.



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02 Jul 2016, 9:30 pm

Granted. A deadly, contagious illness is spreading around the world, but pets are immune to it.

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.



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03 Jul 2016, 3:49 am

Granted, you pass away in your sleep.

I wish my cup of coffee was hotter.



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03 Jul 2016, 3:58 am

Granted, it is now so hot that the cup bursts.

I wish I had my own private island.



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03 Jul 2016, 4:05 am

Granted but it used to be a testing ground where the military experimented with ABC weapons.

I wish all people would turn into turtles.


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love you and miss you, dear boy

Stop the wolf kills! https://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeact ... 3091429765


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03 Jul 2016, 4:07 am

Granted, but then Earth is invaded by aliens who adore turtle soup.

I wish I could tear myself away from here and go study.



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03 Jul 2016, 6:53 am

Granted, but all you can do for the whole rest of your life is study.

I wish I didn't have to finish my online course.



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03 Jul 2016, 7:06 am

Granted, your course has been cancelled.

I wish to lose a few pounds.



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03 Jul 2016, 11:10 am

Lantylam wrote:
Granted, your course has been cancelled.

I wish to lose a few pounds.


Granted, you become anorexic and fragile.

I wish I could revive dead pets.
(please quote me when you answer my wish.)