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rexmas
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16 Feb 2008, 11:40 am

I wish I had a Warthog, ((Veh from Halo))

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16 Feb 2008, 11:41 am

rexmas wrote:

I wish I had a Warthog, ((Veh from Halo))

WISH NOT GRANTED!! ! DID NOT GRANT MINE... EPIC FAIL!

I wish friends WHO are IRRITABLE would NOT instant message me from australia at 6:00 IN THE F*CKING MORNING.

I AM NOT YOUR SHRINK..

I AM YOUR FRIEND..

YOU DO NOT BLOW UP AT ME...

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16 Feb 2008, 1:48 pm

Strapples: Granted: now they blow up litteraly because they couldn't vent on you

rexmas: Granted: but unlike MasterChief you can't flip it when it crashes (And it ALWAYS does)

I wish for my life to be a musical!

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16 Feb 2008, 3:38 pm

Granted! but it is horribly boring and no one watches the movie

I wish more people in this world liked giving hugs.

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16 Feb 2008, 8:10 pm

granted but the people that like doing it now are creepy people that take it too far.
I wish i had superpowers.

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16 Feb 2008, 8:17 pm

Granted! but you only have the power to materialize toilets...

I wish mods here were a little less abusive of their power (you know who you are) and were not making offensive posts half the time

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16 Feb 2008, 8:52 pm

Granted the mods stop abusing their powers and now spend 100% of their time making offensive posts.

I wish they would build urinals that have a built in video game where you could aim your pee at an image of a character that move around in the urinal.

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16 Feb 2008, 10:01 pm

Monopolising and offensive post by Strapples deleted.

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17 Feb 2008, 6:48 am

I wish I could star in the next pantomime at my local theatre (and I know that someone will corrupt my wish and cast me as Hook in Peter Pan even though I'm female...)

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17 Feb 2008, 9:57 am

I don't know what a pantimone is....but you have been cast to act the role of Hook, in peter pan, its a small production, and you only have to play it 6 nights a week continuously to make your rent....

I wish,
I wish that I did not cringe away from the sound of the phone ringer.

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17 Feb 2008, 1:05 pm

Granted but then the tune is absolutely horrible and quite high pitched so it isn't worth it.

And a pantomime is a (I think) British play that is on at Christmas.

I wish the polar caps will not melt during my lifetime.

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17 Feb 2008, 1:11 pm

granted but they'll melt the moment you die and your kids will be under water.

I wish I could have a job and they like me, they really like me

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18 Feb 2008, 4:43 pm

granted you will work at a sewage plant

I wish i had more time to spend with my friends

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20 Feb 2008, 7:34 am

Granted, but you end up with less time to spend with your family.

I wish Smash Bros. would come soon.

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20 Feb 2008, 7:50 am

it will but it wont be worth playing and will cost 100 pounds.

i wish i could talk to animals

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20 Feb 2008, 12:04 pm

Granted! Now they, too, call you a freak.

I wish I had a holodeck.

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