Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you also fall to the floor thanks to your new powers.

I wish I have 12th level intelligence.

Granted. Everyone else is now so dumb that the intelligence you have now is considered 12th level.

I wish I would never feel nervous about anything.

Granted you become an AI android that can never feel any emotion ever again.


I wish I had some new man cloths that fit me, I do not care what stile.

Granted, but they are invisible.

I wish I can read other peoples minds.

Granted, But you can not turn it off and you hear the whole world at once all the time, and some people have really nasty and evil minds.


I wish the next poster a full and long and happy life.

Granted, but I go on a murderous rampage and kill thousands of people, and am never caught.

I wish I could get lunch by myself.

Granted, your lunch stands before you eying you sadly while ready to be slaughtered and ate.


I wish I knew everything about physics and the universe.

Granted. You know that the sun is going to go supernova in two days, destroying all life on the planet.

I wish I could eat all I want and not get fat or sick.

Granted, you become a black hole.


Without any change in my self what so ever, I wish anything and anyone I touched became as healthy as healthy can be and lived a vary long happy life.

Granted, but magic is illegal, so you are locked away in a dungeon for the rest of your life, never coming in contact with any humans.

I wish I would get to go first every time I play a game with my family.

Granted, but you also loose every time.

I wish I no longer need glasses.

Granted, but when next you see your self masturbating you go utterly blind anyways.


I wish what ever the next poster that makes a wish, their wish to be granted, without any corruption.

Granted, hopefully.

I wish for a terrible evil to fall on AspergianMutantt.

Granted, but so much evil already befalls his life that he hardly even notices.



I wish that all mosquitoes world wide would forever stop taking interest in biting humans.

Granted, but now they are interested in cute kittens, as such cats went extinct.


I wish for worldwide abolition of death penalty.

Granted. From now on, all serial killers and rapists will be given immortality serum and set free.

I wish I had the ability to cook any food in just five minutes or less.