Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but every food you cook is burned to a crisp.

I wish I could remember that post on WP that I've been trying to remember.

Granted, but the moment you remember it you get distracted and forget it again.


I wish, for just one generation, everyone could read each others minds and emotions and then share what they discover with the world. (without us killing each other over it all)

Granted, but when that generation is over, an asteroid hits the earth and everyone dies, making it all for naught.

I wish I had new notifications on my other forum.

Granted, but the server then forever crashes because of all the new notifications.

I wish TheAP had more of an imagination.

Granted, and I think of imaginative ways to kill you.

I wish AM would not make insulting wishes.

I wish I could post in this thread without getting judged.

I wish I had more creativity when making up wishes.

Granted. All your wishes are creative, but everything you wish for (even the bad ones you don't think through very well) come true.

I wish people didn't get "offended" so easily.

Granted. People fling insults at each other constantly, with no repercussions because no one is offended enough to stop it from happening.

I wish I was better at sports.

Granted. You're so good at sports, you're good enough to replace everyone on the team. Consequently, no one wants to play with or against you.

The maximum human lifespan is 125. Hope I live that long.

Granted, but you come down with a terrible disease and spend a hundred years in excruciating pain.

I wish I didn't get offended so easily.

Granted. You're a doormat and you let people walk all over you and say whatever they want without regard to your feelings.

I wish I wasn't so conscientious about what I post.

Granted. You say the most audacious things and become the most hated member of WP ever before getting banned.

I wish I wasn't so quiet.

Granted, your voice is so powerful the sound waves can rip apart spacetime itself.

I wish I wasnt so lazy.