Corrupt A Wish

Post Reply New Topic

Granted, but every book you travel into contains a long and mind-numbingly boring plot.

I wish my bed would do this in the morning:

Granted, but after sliding, you smack right into the wall and get a concussion.

I wish I could travel more.

Granted but all you can go to are dangerous places.
(War zones, active volcanoes, etc.)

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but all that you can teleport to are places in space. And you don't have a spacesuit.

I wish I was smarter.

Granted. You are smarter than a tree. (You didn't say what you wanted to be smarter than.)

I wish my apartment was 10 degrees cooler inside than it currently is.

Granted, but you're locked out of your apartment and have no way of getting back in.

I wish my dad would come home early today.

Granted, your father comes home early. The reason is that he was fired.

I wish I could go to Johto.

Granted, but you were attack by a pack of houndours and died.


I wish I could go to Sinnoh

Granted. You become a stone statue in the middle of Sinnoh.

I wish we would get a lot of snow this winter.

Granted, but the wind tears a large hole in your roof and it snows inside your house too.

I wish I wasn't addicted to chocolate.

Granted, but you become allergic to any other food, except vegetables. (fruit doesn't count)

I wish MTV would air music videos again...

Granted, but they only air videos of the most irritating songs ever.

I wish it hadn't snowed today.

Granted, the entirety of Canada is a desert.

I wish I knew how to draw.

Granted, but you can't show the art to anybody, at all.

I wish Tool would come out with a new album now...

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish the age of majority was twenty.

Granted! their all drunks who are dumber than a goldfish.

I want a real Mimikkyu