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Johnny: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Johnny: Sorry for the interruption, folks, but I always do the last dance of the season. This year somebody told me not to. So I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer, but somebody... who's taught me... that there are people willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them. Somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I wanna be. Miss Frances Houseman.

"Dirty Dancing"

Major Paul Kreuger: "Sgt. Becker Sgt. Becker, this is Major Kreuger calling."

Lt. Phil Hartman: "He's dead, Major!"

The Bridge at Remagen.

Judge Randolph: Consider yourself in Contempt!

Kaffee: Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?

Judge Randolph: You don't have to answer that question!

Col. Jessep: I'll answer the question!

[to Kaffee]

Col. Jessep: You want answers?

Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.

Col. Jessep: You want answers?

Kaffee: I want the truth!

Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

[pauses]

Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?

Col. Jessep: I did the job I...

Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?

Col. Jessep: You're Goddamn right I did!

"A Few Good Men"

Professor Iwatani: "I know, you're a good boy." (Pac-Man bites his hand into pixels) "Somebody annihilate this stupid thing!"

The upcoming movie Pixels.

Downey: I don't understand... Colonel Jessup said he ordered the Code Red.

Galloway: I know but...

Downey: Colonel Jessup said he ordered the Code Red! What did we do wrong?

Galloway: It's not that simple...

Downey: What did we do wrong? We did nothing wrong!

Dawson: Yeah we did. We were supposed to fight for people who couldn't fight for themselves. We were supposed to fight for Willy.

"A Few Good Men"

Dr. Vesalius: "Human error won't stop him. He's had years to hide, to plot this damnable thing. He's compelling himself to follow exactly the classic death pattern of the G'tach. It's the psychic force that holds the man together, this maniacal precision. If we could just throw it off, interrupt the cycle, then he might be stopped by his own inflexible standards."

The Abominable Dr. Phibes.

Pollyanna Whittier: My father used to say that if we ever had the money you have, we would eat steak and ice cream three times everyday!

"Pollyanna"

"You have bled with Wallace, now bleed with me."

Robert the Bruce in Braveheart.

Mrs. Paul Ford: [finding Reverend Ford, head bowed, on his knees in prayer] Paul? Are you alright?

Reverend Ford: Nobody owns a church, no one.

"Pollyanna"

"No, I am your father!"
-Darth Vader, The Empire strikes back

Pollyanna Whittier: It must make you awfully glad.

Aunt Polly Harrington: Glad?

Pollyanna Whittier: That you're so very rich!

[Reverend Ford starts to cough. Nancy takes Pollyanna out of the room]

Nancy Furman: Honestly!

Pollyanna Whittier: Did I say something wrong?

Nancy Furman: Well, let's just say there are about sixty-eleven things you could've said besides that!

"Pollyanna"

You will obey my will or PERISH!!"

Dr. Phibes in Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue.

All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the light...

Tangina in "Poltergeist".

Aunt Polly Harrington: That dress is disgraceful. Tomorrow we'll go into town and get you some decent clothes.

Pollyanna Whittier: [incredulous] Store-bought?

Aunt Polly Harrington: Why, of course. Where else would we get them?

Pollyanna Whittier: Out an actual store? *New* clothes?

Aunt Polly Harrington: You're a Harrington now. I want you to look like one.

"Pollyanna"

"All will bend to the will of Kevin. Chop, chop. Bend to my will. Hop like bunnies. Hurry, hurry, hurry."

Kevin the Evil Virus in Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue.

"I have been here for less than two weeks. I've been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened and called Taylor Swift!"

Piper Chapman in Orange is the New Black.