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20 Feb 2008, 12:16 pm

Granted, but the Borg take over the rest of the ship and you only have the holodeck.

I wish I had a stargate.

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20 Feb 2008, 1:19 pm

Granted: but it leads to the center of the sun.

I wish for fire and brimstone to stop raining from the sky!

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20 Feb 2008, 2:20 pm

AndersTheAspie wrote:

Granted: but it leads to the center of the sun.

I wish for fire and brimstone to stop raining from the sky!

Granted, you get Tsar Bomba instead.

I wish I lived in Queensland.

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20 Feb 2008, 3:32 pm

Granted but then the queens find you and behead you. :lol:

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20 Feb 2008, 4:35 pm

Errr... granted... but nobody will ever know what you wished for... not even me...

I wish that Rambo would stop hiding under my bed... it is getting quite strange :rambo:

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20 Feb 2008, 4:37 pm

Granted, but you have to fight Mr. T yourself now and the rest of the A-Team.

I wish I were 60 pounds less heavy.

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20 Feb 2008, 4:44 pm

Granted: you are now 60£ lighter always happy to take your money

Now I wish that Chuck Norris would quit roundhouse kicking stuff (or people)

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20 Feb 2008, 5:55 pm

Granted! no corruption.

I wish i could read minds.

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20 Feb 2008, 9:30 pm

Granted.
and Yes everyone thinks you're fat smelly, ugly, dress badly and are stupid, when they notice you at all. the rest of the time it seems most people are thinking about German diaper pornos.

I wish I could cut my hair ONCE and it would stay that way forever.

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20 Feb 2008, 10:02 pm

Granted, after chemotherapy.

I wish my dad didn't die of lung cancer and could have lived a few years more.

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21 Feb 2008, 5:45 am

Granted. no corruption.

I wish nobody would corrupt this wish.

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21 Feb 2008, 6:14 am

granted but you havent wished for anything to happen so...

i wish george bush wasnt president of the USA

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21 Feb 2008, 6:59 am

Granted, he's now Secretary General of the U.N.

I wish I knew all languages perfectly.

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21 Feb 2008, 7:00 am

granted but you get a huge lisp and no one can understand you

i wish i could fly

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21 Feb 2008, 7:06 am

You already can, just it doesn't last too terribly long.

I wish all helicopters had an ejector seat.

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21 Feb 2008, 7:07 am

they do but they dont remove the roof so you go splat.

i wish i could teleport

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