Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, yet it becomes very lethal and will probably attack you.

I wish there was a new genre of "Hardcore Punk" rock.

Granted but it's so loud it causes you to go deaf.

I wish I had a holographic TV set.

granted. it refuses to show channels except for those in the selk'nam language.

i wish my name was Attilas Flaikalatt II.

Granted. But that name is now the worst obscenity in the selk'nam language.

I wish I had four arms.

Granted. You have no legs nor hands.

I wish all lies would be auto-corrected to true statements.

Granted but now everyone's on edge because they everyone knows what everyone really thinks about everyone.

I wish I was the emperor of the galaxy.

You are now the freshly blow dried and cultivated ruler of the galaxy but you must choose a particularly pleasing constellation amidst the modestly twinkling troupe of tittering starfire that ought to galvanize a grotesque group of gawking skygazers enough to give a hoot about the price of lunar rumours, whatever that may or may not mean...

i wish my name was Ryokan Harmileevin.

Your wish is granted but the Harmileevins are now offended that you appropriated their name.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without getting fat.

Granted. Now your body is constantly feeding on calories at such a high rate that you must eat non-stop or you'll waste away in seconds.

I wish I had all the abilities of Cell from Dragon Ball.

granted.

i've no sodding clue what that is, so i'm just going to say you're trapped inside a shorebird for the remainder of your life.

i wish i had never joined WP.

Granted. Because of not having WP to take up your time, you spend much more time outside, and one day you get struck by lightning.

On another note - Is something wrong?

I wish I didn't feel so nervous when I got crushes.

Granted. You are now an emotionless robot who never gets nervous or enjoys anything.

I wish I was Batman.

i did not join the site expecting to become plagued by precisely the same problems i came here to deal with and avoid.

but meh - that is best put behind me now. i am fine.



granted. you are now a bat, but with the head of a man. you can't fly or do ANYTHING because your head is too big and heavy, so robin does everything from changing your diaper to ordering pizza.

i wish i could yodel like franzl lang (in life)

Granted, but your yodeling is so loud and annoys people so much that it becomes illegal for you to do so.

I wish I could become clean without having to take showers.

Granted. You not have to use a toothbrush to do it.

I wish the bathroom would clean itself.