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RaceDrv709
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26 Apr 2010, 8:43 pm

I don't think my major requires a dissertation.

Why didn't you mow the yard?


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26 Apr 2010, 9:03 pm

Tony did it, God bless him! He likes to ride the tractor, you know, it's a guy thing.

Why haven't you made me a cup of tea?



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26 Apr 2010, 9:09 pm

I'm teaching you independence.

Why did you steal my socks?


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27 Apr 2010, 6:21 am

well, duh. My ears were cold!

Where are my scrambled eggs and toast?



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27 Apr 2010, 6:27 am

Well the chickens are off laying and the millers are on strike, so you'll have to put up with roast turnip.

Why hasn't my garden been irrigated yet?


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27 Apr 2010, 6:57 am

If you hadn't been so greedy with the sunshine over there, you wouldn't have needed to irrigate the garden.

Why aren't you still here playing games with me?



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27 Apr 2010, 8:02 am

...because I have to cut tomorrow's lunches...grr


...and why didn't you help me shop for dinner?


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27 Apr 2010, 8:05 am

I was busy cooking!

Why haven't you done my homework yet? It's almost time to leave for class!



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27 Apr 2010, 8:22 am

but, but I did my homework yesterday.

Why haven't you made me a cup of tea? It's thirsty work today in the garden.


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27 Apr 2010, 8:25 am

I don't remember offering...

Why didn't you warn me about the crowd of people there would be in my office today?


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27 Apr 2010, 8:41 am

I thought you'd enjoy the surprise.

Why didn't you warn me it was going to be so hot here today?


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27 Apr 2010, 9:38 am

Because you always looked Cool so I thought you would have a change.

Why no-one reminded me that you meant to carry a cake with two hands, not one?



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27 Apr 2010, 12:22 pm

The dog looked so hungry, and I knew it was the only way he'd be allowed to eat any cake.....

Why haven't you washed the car today?



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27 Apr 2010, 3:23 pm

You're so rich, I thought you could just buy a new one.


Why are there are people looking in my window?



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28 Apr 2010, 8:28 am

Because a guy looking just like you was on America's Most Wanted last night.

Why haven't you ironed your socks?



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28 Apr 2010, 9:02 am

Because I could only find one from each pair...nothing matched and it upset me...so I had to have a coffee instead...

Why didn't you pay the milkman?


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