Excuses, Excuses *Game*

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I don't think my major requires a dissertation.

Why didn't you mow the yard?

Tony did it, God bless him! He likes to ride the tractor, you know, it's a guy thing.

Why haven't you made me a cup of tea?

I'm teaching you independence.

Why did you steal my socks?

well, duh. My ears were cold!

Where are my scrambled eggs and toast?

Well the chickens are off laying and the millers are on strike, so you'll have to put up with roast turnip.

Why hasn't my garden been irrigated yet?

If you hadn't been so greedy with the sunshine over there, you wouldn't have needed to irrigate the garden.

Why aren't you still here playing games with me?

...because I have to cut tomorrow's lunches...grr


...and why didn't you help me shop for dinner?

I was busy cooking!

Why haven't you done my homework yet? It's almost time to leave for class!

but, but I did my homework yesterday.

Why haven't you made me a cup of tea? It's thirsty work today in the garden.

I don't remember offering...

Why didn't you warn me about the crowd of people there would be in my office today?

I thought you'd enjoy the surprise.

Why didn't you warn me it was going to be so hot here today?

Because you always looked Cool so I thought you would have a change.

Why no-one reminded me that you meant to carry a cake with two hands, not one?

The dog looked so hungry, and I knew it was the only way he'd be allowed to eat any cake.....

Why haven't you washed the car today?

You're so rich, I thought you could just buy a new one.


Why are there are people looking in my window?

Because a guy looking just like you was on America's Most Wanted last night.

Why haven't you ironed your socks?

Because I could only find one from each pair...nothing matched and it upset me...so I had to have a coffee instead...

Why didn't you pay the milkman?