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11 Sep 2011, 11:05 am

Q: Which ben and jerry's ice cream contains chocolate cookie pieces, chocolatey dinosaurs and a swirl of chocolate fudge?

A: Garfield on a Monday


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11 Sep 2011, 4:10 pm

Q: What is the best day to serve which cat LASAGNA for supper?


A: Chaucer



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12 Sep 2011, 5:40 pm

Q Which literary fellow wrote a tale about a Kentish city ?

A Crathie Kirk



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13 Sep 2011, 10:51 pm

Q: What is the church in Crathie called?


A: fried peanut butter & banana sandwich



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24 Sep 2011, 4:55 pm

Q: What does HM The Queen love to have for breakfast on a Sunday ?

A: Paula Abdul faking being sick.



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24 Sep 2011, 7:13 pm

A: what does Paula Abdul do on the days that she isn't ill?


Q: pineapple



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25 Sep 2011, 4:56 pm

Q: Which fruit featured in a Black Lace hit ?

A: Joan Rivers



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26 Sep 2011, 2:58 pm

A: who is the biotch that designs all the UGLY jewelry for QVC?


Q: Dirty Harry



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21 Oct 2013, 7:16 am

Q: What mythical creature is said to hide a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

A: Nepal


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21 Oct 2013, 9:22 am

Q: What country's capital is Kathmandu?

A: The Milky Way


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21 Oct 2013, 1:06 pm

Q: How you buy opals?

A: Black Hole



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21 Oct 2013, 1:19 pm

Q: What sucks everything in its path, but nothing will get out of it?

A: Time machine


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21 Oct 2013, 4:02 pm

Q- Who has ears bigger than their front teeth?

A- DUMBO!



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21 Oct 2013, 7:03 pm

What animated feature has a flying elephant as its central character?

A. Alex Trebek.



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21 Oct 2013, 8:13 pm

Q: Who has hosted this show since 1984?

A. Regular Show


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22 Oct 2013, 1:19 am

Q: What do you call a TV show that does not have constipation, nor diarrea.


A. Dromedary