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03 Jan 2021, 9:32 am

"I can't walk" said the chair. "My legs are too stiff to move".


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04 Jan 2021, 7:31 pm

Not one.... Not two... But three! Three for the price of three!


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04 Jan 2021, 8:36 pm

“What”. Said the man in the Echo chamber . As the echo chamber hollered back to him .


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04 Jan 2021, 9:00 pm

"Sausages taste like sausages" exclaimed one sausage to another. "Is why we are called " Sausages"" he said.


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05 Jan 2021, 8:47 pm

"Dont eat me" exclaimed the pizza as it sat in its box.


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06 Jan 2021, 5:13 pm

"Time gentlemen please!" said the clock as it drank its beer.


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07 Jan 2021, 7:16 pm

Stop staring said the man as he looked at himself in the mirror.


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07 Jan 2021, 8:39 pm

"Darn it!" exclaimed the spider. "I dropped a stitch!"


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08 Jan 2021, 7:03 pm

One hundred and eighty shouted the dart as his nose stuck in the board.


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08 Jan 2021, 7:16 pm

lolololzzz snickered the dart with the stuffy nose .


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08 Jan 2021, 7:28 pm

Food is best eaten. She said as she spooned out some meat from the dogfood tin :)


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08 Jan 2021, 7:38 pm

One covid free Peopleburger meal please,". said the cannibal as he went through the walk through.


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08 Jan 2021, 7:40 pm

lol mg.

Why did the man bring a car door into the desert?
If it got too hot he opened the window to cool down.


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08 Jan 2021, 7:41 pm

Rainy weather can be hard on the sciences



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08 Jan 2021, 7:43 pm

Mountain Goat is the very pineapple of politeness



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08 Jan 2021, 7:44 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
One covid free Peopleburger meal please,". said the cannibal as he went through the walk through.


no flies please .


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