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24 Jan 2008, 1:21 pm

Yes, that coffee grinder!

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24 Jan 2008, 4:40 pm

If you move the super-collider over here, and the anti-matter exchanger over there, and the flux capacitor is turned upside down, there is room for the coffee maker.

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24 Jan 2008, 5:00 pm

For the last time, yes, gradual disintegration is a sign that the device is working properly!

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24 Jan 2008, 6:17 pm

Dude, buy a new cake or get a sharper and stronger axe.

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24 Jan 2008, 6:23 pm

Because I would have to have three hands to do that.

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24 Jan 2008, 6:52 pm

...yep, the waranty's expired.

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24 Jan 2008, 10:12 pm

If you press that button, absolutely nothing will happen.

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24 Jan 2008, 10:26 pm

A copy of "The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy"
and a towel.

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25 Jan 2008, 2:44 am

10/6d.

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25 Jan 2008, 2:59 am

Once again, the pepperment factory.

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25 Jan 2008, 4:43 am

Yeah, well, f**k you. I tried and tried, if it's STILL not good enough I don't know what to do.

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25 Jan 2008, 4:46 am

No! Please don't do thta! If you do that, all teh lettres wlil gte mexid up adn thne we wot'n be abel to reda anythgni we tpye!

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25 Jan 2008, 9:25 am

Well, thanks for that. I feel better, knowing that I now know two ways to hypnotize a chicken.

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25 Jan 2008, 1:51 pm

I'm not entirely sure... I think it's across the bay... in alameda...

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25 Jan 2008, 4:31 pm

Due to the recent shortage of widgets, there will be no more thneeds.

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25 Jan 2008, 5:06 pm

What do you mean by ghosts?
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Presents and robots can't be ghosts!
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Because you have to be alive before you can die.
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Because thats how life works!

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