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23 Jun 2009, 3:26 pm

Autism is caused by little geniuses tricking psychiatrists into thinking there is such a thing to excuse their pursue of ridiculous interests.


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24 Jun 2009, 1:24 pm

Autism is caused by drunken voting.


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24 Jun 2009, 7:24 pm

Autism is caused by cuddling/playing with stuffed animals while pregnant.



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25 Jun 2009, 1:16 am

Autism is caused by mice. They teleport themselves into the mother's womb and spend the next few months whispering a special code into the ear of the developing baby.



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25 Jun 2009, 6:57 am

^ It was Frankie and Benjy the whole time ? 8O

They swore to me Slartybartfast told them to do it... :oops:


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25 Jun 2009, 12:57 pm

Autism is caused by the CIA.


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25 Jun 2009, 1:14 pm

Autism is caused by cheeseburgerz.
No you can't has.


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25 Jun 2009, 2:20 pm

Actually, research done seven years ago indicates that that isn't true. Still, we felt the need to spend several million dollars to confirm this... eighteen times. But don't worry, the US government paid for a lot of that. We also believe that there must be some sort of connection anyway, so we are sure now that autism is caused by Happy Cat.


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26 Jun 2009, 12:28 am

Autism is caused by Hello Kitty.



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26 Jun 2009, 12:41 am

MrLoony wrote:
autism is caused by Happy Cat.


"HA HAA HAAAAAAA!

WAKE UP! YOU ARE LAZY AND WORTHLESS!"

I LOVE Happy Cat!



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26 Jun 2009, 8:55 am

Autism is believed to be caused by the hypnotic motion as your swonnicles revolve around your spurglepack making your personal Though Police faint, enabling several Hunderaii to obtain access inside of you and create Autism.



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26 Jun 2009, 2:35 pm

Autism is caused by excessive cell phone use while mixing sodium and chlorine.



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26 Jun 2009, 3:50 pm

Autism is caused by the phosphoric acid in Dr. Pepper.


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26 Jun 2009, 8:29 pm

Autism is caused by putting Mentos in Coca-Cola.



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27 Jun 2009, 5:49 am

Autism is caused by religious extremists.



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27 Jun 2009, 9:30 pm

Autism is caused by Sixpence None the Richer.


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