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Dr. Robotnik: "Do you two realize what an evil genius I am?"

Scratch: "You are evil-geniusly to make me, your maliciousness."

Grounder: "And eviler and geniuser to realize you could do better and make me."

Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Pauline Lamb: Don't forget you've got the school thing today. If Louisa Glasson gets it there's a bit of a party later at the Crab.
Dr. Martin Ellingham: What happens if she doesn't?
Pauline Lamb: No-one in Portwenn will talk to you.
Dr. Martin Ellingham: I can live with that.

"Doc Martin"

Jafar: "I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince Abubu."

I think he said it wrong on purpose!

Aladdin.

^^ What's wrong, about what he said?

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[while Peter Cronk is staying with Dr Martin Ellingham, he persuades Martin to let him rent "an educational video". Later, Louisa is horrified to see that he is watching an X-rated horror film]
Louisa Glasson: What are you watching? Turn it off!
Peter Cronk: Oh, but they were just about to eat the virgin's eyeballs.
Louisa Glasson: Off! Martin?
Dr. Martin Ellingham: He told me it was educational.
Louisa Glasson: Yes, and he just said the words "virgin's eyeballs".
Dr. Martin Ellingham: Is that bad?

"Doc Martin"

Pauline Lamb: I just told him what it said on the website.
Dr. Martin Ellingham: Which website was this, I-keep-forgetting-I'm-just-a-receptionist-dot-com? If anyone has a medical problem, refer them to me. I'm the doctor.

"Doc Martin"

Jafar: "Slave, I make my third wish! I wish to be an all-powerful genie!"

Genie: "All right, you're wish is my command. Way to go, Al." (Looks away and grants the wish)

(Jafar transforms into a menacing red genie)

Jafar: YES! YES!! THE POWER!" (Laughs) "THE ABSOLUTE POWER!!"

Jasmine: "What have you done?"

Aladdin: "Trust me."

(A black lamp for Jafar appears)

Jafar: THE UNIVERSE IS MINE TO COMMAND! TO CONTROL!!"

Aladdin: "Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?"

Jafar: "Huh?"

Aladdin: "You wanted to be a genie? You got it!"

Jafar: (Golden cufflinks form on his wrists) "WHAT?"

Aladdin: "And everything that goes with it." (Holds up Jafar's lamp, which sucks him in)

Jafar: "NO! NO!"

Iago: "I'm getting out of here!" (Flies away)

Aladdin: "Phenomenal cosmic powers. . ."

(Jafar grabs Iago in vein attempt to escape)

Iago: "Come on, you're the genie. I don't want, I don't-" (Disappear in the lamp with Jafar)

Aladdin: ". . .itty bitty living space."

Genie: "Al, you little genius, you!"

Aladdin.

Computer: "I quit. I give up. I want a nice quiet job. . . as a cash register."

Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Hyacinth: Richard! I will not have you waving in dirty gardening gloves.
Richard Bucket: They get dirty when you're gardening, Hyacinth.
Hyacinth: Can't you keep one pair for gardening and one pair for waving?

"Keeping Up Appearances"

Robotnik: "You lame brained, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me when I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile?!"

Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.

^^ LOL

Onslow: Honestly, the problems we have with your father! It's about time your Hyacinth had him under HER roof!
Daisy: Oh, Onslow, he's not been THAT bad! We can't punish him like that - it would be inhuman!

"Keeping Up Appearances"

"I'm brave, but I'm careful."

Goofy.

Oh, really?

^^ LOL

Hyacinth: [on the phone] No, you cannot have three of 22 and a portion of 19 with chips. This is not the Chinese take-away. This is a private slimline pearl white telephone with no oriental associations whatsoever!

"Keeping Up Appearances"

Sergeant Schultz: "Did you see how I fooled that stupid trooper and told him there were only cleaning rags in the box?"

Hogan's Heroes.

Venom: "Where'd Spider-Wuss go? Spider-Wuss, come out and play!"

(Spider-Man pounces on Venom from above.)

Spider-Man: "Tag!"

The 2000 PS1 Spider-Man game.

Louisa Glasson: Martin, there are twenty things about you that are crap.
Dr. Martin Ellingham: Thank you.
Louisa Glasson: But if you were a stick of rock, you'd be Martin Ellingham all the way through.

"Doc Martin"