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21 Jun 2014, 12:41 am

I blame you for not realizing that headlights would make no difference if they are driving with their eyes shut.

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21 Jun 2014, 12:52 am

Then how did they know to honk?

I blame you for my socks vanishing in the wash.

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21 Jun 2014, 4:18 am

And I blame you for not buying socks in threes.

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21 Jun 2014, 8:50 pm

You shall have to be banned for pestering the presidents of sock-knitting companies, demanding that socks be sold in eight-packs, in sizes suitable for crustaceans.

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21 Jun 2014, 11:36 pm

I blame you for my initial confusion about this thread, and for the weird suggestions offered by auto complete.

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22 Jun 2014, 12:36 am

I blame you you for driving an automobile that is incomplete.

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22 Jun 2014, 1:02 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I__4wuGLTAM[/youtube]

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Finn. Male. Older than you. Me and my cat.

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22 Jun 2014, 8:33 am

Krabo wrote:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I__4wuGLTAM[/youtube]

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22 Jun 2014, 11:43 am

Yes?

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22 Jun 2014, 7:47 pm

This is a descendant of proud, majestic ancient Scandinavians?

:roll:

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23 Jun 2014, 11:40 pm

Totally your fault if you can't understand the pride a man feels when he saws something in two, the joy he feels when he drives something, or the ineffable elation that comes from doing both. I really don't know whom to blame; I blame those who would deny men and women the joy of sawing things in two and then driving them!

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24 Jun 2014, 9:00 am

Somehow, I do not see this as what Mr.Black and Mr.Decker had in mind when they started their company.
:roll:

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26 Jun 2014, 6:27 pm

I blame you for the death of my cordless hand-vac.

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26 Jun 2014, 7:22 pm

No, that was your own fault!

After all, you are the one who put it in the dishwasher.

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26 Jun 2014, 7:26 pm

I blame you for GMOs being unlabelled.

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26 Jun 2014, 7:47 pm

Your fault you never told me about the Golden Marmoset Orphanage.

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