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Gollum: (Cackles) "YES! YES! PRECIOUS! PRECIOUS! PRECIOUS! PRECIOUS!"

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.

Riddler: "It's impossible, I tell you, impossible! My trap was perfect! HOW DID HE DO IT? I have to know! Somebody tell me! It's not fair! There was no way, I tell you! No way he could have gotten out! Somebody tell me! DO YOU HEAR ME? SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW HE DID IT! I HAVE TO KNOW! I HAVE TO KNO-O-O-O-OW!"

Batman: The Animated Series.

He jumped inside the safe, Riddler. Now put a cork in it!

Scarecrow: "Unhand me! I am the master of fear! The lord of despair! Cower before me and witness terror!"

Harley Quinn: "Hi, Professor Crane!"

Scarecrow: (Normal tone) "Good evening, child." (Back to before) "Worship me, fools! Worship me! Scream hosannas of anguish to Scarecrow, the all-terrible god of fear!"

Robin: "I think he's getting better."

Batman: The Animated Series.

[Aunt Ruth comes out of the shop carrying a bag of vegetables]
Dr. Martin Ellingham: You do realise that vegetables grow on your farm?
Ruth Ellingham: If they leapt out of the ground and cleaned themselves, I might be tempted to cook them.

"Doc Martin"

my line is perpendicular to the expectation of parallelism but it is parallel to the perpendicularity of it's orientation.

-me

Phil Leotardo: So Jesus leans off the cross and whispers to Peter, "I can see your house from here."

"The Sopranos"

"Ecstasy is the mother of invention, the father of contentment"

Myself

"Would you kill all your answers so quickly?" asked the Man In Black
"Come down" the Gunslinger replied "Answers all around!"

"Blue streak speeds by
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Too fast for the naked eye
Sonic the Hedgehog!

Sonic
He can really move
Sonic
He's got an attitude
Sonic
He's the fastest thing alive!

Look out when he storms through
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Don't doubt what he can do
Sonic the Hedgehog!

Sonic
He can really move
Sonic
He's got an attitude
Sonic
He's the fastest thing alive!
He's the fastest thing alive!
He's the fastest thing alive!"

i]Sonic the Hedgehog [/i]theme song.

"Pseudonyms never belie true intentions"

Myself

Prince: Want to play a game? Come on, it'll be fun!
Elika: The World's about to end and you want to play a game?!
Prince: Might as well die happy.
Elika: What sort of game is this?
Prince: Well, I see something and you have to guess what it is.
Elika: How can I guess that?
Prince: You just guess.
Elika: Grass.
Prince: No.
Elika: Rock.
Prince: No.
Elika: This is a stupid game.

Prince of Persia: 2008

"There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!"

Sonic: "Yo, Sal. Were going to blow this pop stand." (Holds up a cup to disguise his voice as Dr. Robotnik) "Open Cell #54."

Computer: "Voice print approved. Hand print unapproved."

Sonic: "Open up this cell or I'll rip out your electronic brain."

Computer: "Hand print unnecessary, you are Robotnik."

Sonic the Hedgehog.

Dr. Martin Ellingham: [During a house call] Squeeze. No, you're not having a stroke.
Mr Routledge: Then why do I feel as if I am?
Dr. Martin Ellingham: Because you're a mentally deranged time-waster. It's Sod's Law that states the one time I fail to attend is the one day you actually die.

"Doc Martin"

Dr. Robotnik: "I've really outdone myself this time. Remind me to give myself the medal for excellence in supreme rotten-ness."

Scratch: "Didn't you just give yourself that award last week?"

Dr. Robotnik: "Well, think up a better one then!"

Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.